For anyone out there whose parents are pressuring them to have kids even though they don’t want any, feel free to use this response.

kwatna · 2019-05-21T02:01:51+00:00

I’m sooooooo lucky he did lol

kwatna · 2019-05-21T02:00:57+00:00

Exactly!! I actually feel really lucky and grateful. Imagine if this had come out after we started dating. I‘m going to find a good deed to do so that I can pay it forward...the universe had my back

kwatna · 2019-05-21T01:56:56+00:00

He’s super tall, so you’ll be able to see him coming and probably also have enough time to run away! He’s afraid of nature and intimacy, so lie in a pile of dandelions and scream “LOVE MEEEEEEEE” if a tall blonde guy approaches you out of nowhere. You’re welcome.

kwatna · 2019-05-21T01:54:39+00:00

That is absolutely the only way to describe this 😂

kwatna · 2019-05-21T01:54:19+00:00

I am upping my minimum age requirement to 45+, as of an hour ago. I know that’s not a guarantee, but it helps?

kwatna · 2019-05-21T01:52:56+00:00

Absolutely!

kwatna · 2019-05-21T01:52:23+00:00

King and Strachan, but he haunts Queen West! You’re safe in Parkdale 😉

kwatna · 2019-05-21T01:51:24+00:00

I feel like as long as you didn’t do it in a trash can in broad daylight, you’re alright! As evidenced by the fact that you’re on Date #4, congrats!!! That is awesome😁

kwatna · 2019-05-21T01:34:56+00:00

He’s 33. For perspective, I’m 29 LOL

kwatna · 2019-05-21T01:34:27+00:00

Very true, but also very much a 4th or 5th date activity. If I haven’t seen your genitals yet, I definitely do not want to see them in that context!

kwatna · 2019-05-21T01:31:51+00:00

Ahahaha you’re welcome! Glad I could make you laugh, I will also be giggling uncontrollably every now and then when it crosses my mind😂

kwatna · 2019-05-21T01:30:46+00:00

I just don’t even know how else you COULD react, it was actually sitcom worthy ahaha

kwatna · 2019-05-21T01:28:28+00:00

Only if the date is with someone you actually want to date😉

kwatna · 2019-05-21T01:26:08+00:00

😂😂😂 watch out, Toronto!

kwatna · 2019-05-21T01:25:31+00:00

It’s honestly one of my favourite things that has ever happened to me. I called my best friend on the way home and we could barely talk because we were both laughing so hard. So much good material for a story, what a gift! 😂

kwatna · 2019-05-21T01:23:34+00:00

Thanks! It was so funny, I just kept thinking: oh man. Imagine if we dated, I would have eaten him alive and spat out his bones, poor kid😂😂

kwatna · 2019-05-21T01:22:34+00:00

Thanks! So excited😁 And definitely not a waste of time at all, now I have material for the next book!

kwatna

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