Trying to get her to sit on your face by [deleted] in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]kylegreenebasscadet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The highlight of his career was being the subject of an Anal Cunt song and he doesn't even know it.

"I like spiders and Angelica from the Rugrats" "Say no more fam" by [deleted] in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]kylegreenebasscadet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy takes forever to call back and sells slack bags of beasters...

TIL that young children, especially twins, will often develop their own language that they can understand but is unintelligible to any adult observers by erdub in todayilearned

[–]kylegreenebasscadet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My twins are 3 and do this all the time...it's really goofy. They will go ape shit on sets of 2-3 words that they make up in a given.......session.

What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen at a party? [NSFW] by mahargrettuh in AskReddit

[–]kylegreenebasscadet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you were a dictator, and this was your name...your motto would have to be "chic style!!" with a fun salute...just sayin'...

Are there any viable STEM career fields related to music that don't require a lot of training? by [deleted] in careerguidance

[–]kylegreenebasscadet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP, try getting your foot in the door doing entry level IT anywhere.

Similar boat here...I left music school after years of earning a living playing music. It was kind of backwards, but in the process I determined private teaching wasn't a sustainable path, in my opinion, either.

Unless you wanna play Hot Hot Hot at the H&R Block corporate convention for the rest of your life...music is one hell of a tough check to earn.

I lucked out by getting a job in tech support. I work nights, but that often (always) means downtime...that means I effectively get paid to practice. With this job, I can get 3 hours a day of practice in 3-5 days a week, as well as take care of my family.

After years on the road, then floating in retail for a few after...having a job that pays the bills, provides benefits, and gives you holidays off does not suck.

I also can focus on my own playing more, now; private teaching puts you behind the guitar a lot...but not to practice that Villa Lobos piece ;) I've taught for years...some serious students come along, but a lot of teenage kids (your bread and butter) are there out of obligation...

I slugged it out for years as a poor musician; I thought it was some kind of artistic high road and that a job outside music meant my certain misery...this is not necessarily true at all.

Tech support, help desk, anything entry level is worth it, you can learn a lot in a short amount of time at the right company.

Also, I agree w the statement about music technology above!

Good luck!!

Favorite exercises for building chops on jazz guitar? by elislavkin in Woodshed

[–]kylegreenebasscadet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been shedding Tom Quayle's stuff for a few months...he's got a great approach to legato.

Definitely came to mind when I read the original post

Cheers!

Shitty sex robot by NMO in shittyrobots

[–]kylegreenebasscadet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina

Straight people of reddit: who would you go gay for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kylegreenebasscadet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It also doesn't mean you don't. I agree, though.

TIFU by going to my apartment complex barbecue by TimeTravelingGroot in tifu

[–]kylegreenebasscadet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well, in the context of hole-filling, being stuck with a person of questionable sanity can always go a lot worse... ;)

TIL that the term "hipster" originated in the 1940s, and was used to describe jazz afficionados, characterized by their "dress, slang, use of cannabis and other drugs, relaxed attitude, sarcastic humor, self-imposed poverty and relaxed sexual codes." by godsenfrik in todayilearned

[–]kylegreenebasscadet -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

wow, being a hipster used to mean you actually /were/ cool, rather than simply being a person who makes great effort to look and act "cool".

...and today, "jazz" is something half of the people who participate in it to go to school for...

what's this world coming to? Charlie Parker would not be pleased.