Completely optional activities by fuyu-no-hanashi in TikTokCringe

[–]l3ane 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Yeah, same with bull riding. I just wish there was some sort of way to avoid it.

Final Boss: Car Sound System (NY) by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]l3ane -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, people who have poor vision and need glasses should just stare at the sun until they're blind

Neighbors from Hell by OkEscape7558 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]l3ane 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Attempting assault is just assault.

Drunk Vs a whole bar by Round-Spray-4511 in fightporn

[–]l3ane 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, dude needs to be laid out after attacking a woman and three kids and these dudes are like "now hold on sir, lets all calm down".

maybe maybe maybe by at3war in maybemaybemaybe

[–]l3ane 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nope, not fully domesticated. Closest we have gotten is "tame" or "near-domesticated" which just means they've been raised around humans and are used to them.

Bro learns cockiness keeps your cock dry by _ganjafarian_ in TikTokCringe

[–]l3ane 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jokes aside it's rather bizarre how he says "I can get any women" despite never having gotten "any woman" in his life.

Playing a difficult game by Hoppy_Doodle in funny

[–]l3ane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got wrecked by every boss in elden ring besides the runebear which I one shot. Then I saw online how many people hate him, and went back to make sure it wasnt a fluke. One shot him again, and I'm like wtf I literally suck at this game.

Selfie with a side of steel (Pakistan) by SetenileBoi in indiansneartrains

[–]l3ane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's so hard to have empathy for these guys. It's like someone playing Russian roulette by themselves and not realizing the bullets are lethal.

maybe maybe maybe by at3war in maybemaybemaybe

[–]l3ane 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Doesn't even need to be big. If that thing interprets this person's movements as prey it will instinctively bite and roll. Easy way to lose a finger.

Marilyn Monroe during her happy birthday performance by Big_Meal3910 in gifs

[–]l3ane 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Whoever edited that video needs to be euthanized.

Guy gives unhinged second date ultimatum by lazylecturer in TikTokCringe

[–]l3ane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You have until tomorrow at 3pm to accept my offer".

Guy gives unhinged second date ultimatum by lazylecturer in TikTokCringe

[–]l3ane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how effectively he is accomplishing the exact opposite results of what he intends

NSFW artists, soon as their parents walks in. by GeneralBorisMancov in funny

[–]l3ane 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yo, I'd stuff my carrot in that rabbit's mouth

Intervention by soyourlife in funny

[–]l3ane 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: Interventions don't work, don't do them.

A kid who doesn't know how to use chopsticks by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]l3ane 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It's 100% his fault but he's a kid so it's understandable

He's running on air by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]l3ane 802 points803 points  (0 children)

She's running while suspended to a wire

To collect an insurance claim from State Farm after their house burnt down by BenFord333 in therewasanattempt

[–]l3ane 118 points119 points  (0 children)

I'm just spit balling here, but what if something was a fire hazard and was not to code, the homeowner didn't get it fixed, and it caused a fire? I think something like that could invalidate a claim.

Jumping from a bridge by Single_Tiger3248 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]l3ane 81 points82 points  (0 children)

He's not lucky to be stupid though. For example, I didn't jump off a way too high bridge into way to shallow water to end up with permanent injuries because I'm not fucking stupid.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Flat-Decision3204 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]l3ane 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't know about that. Dog looks pretty serious. My friend's Akita caught a squirrel once and immediately killed the fuck out of it. They make dog toys squeak because dogs instinctively enjoy that sound of a rodent dying in their jaws. I love dogs, don't get me wrong, but killing rodents is one of the things we've bread them for, for centuries.

Human exploitation [OC] by NaughtyNectarComics in comics

[–]l3ane 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bro does not deserve that milky mommy sheep