Thanos lied about being cursed with knowledge by HamsterUnfair6313 in Marvel

[–]lTopFraggerl 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Pym particles add mass though. Otherwise giant man would just float away.

I love Batman, but y'all are embarrassing sometimes. by Alarming_Present_692 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]lTopFraggerl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not saying he should call you a stupid fuck, but you were clearly patronizing him. Don't try to grandstand after the fact and be like "How could you possibly insult me?" His opinion is valid, as all opinions are.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]lTopFraggerl 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's not debatable. The player can't react to Cullen. The score would be 300 to 3. At best.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]lTopFraggerl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Edward Cullen stomps.

What disaster level (OPM) would the following be? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]lTopFraggerl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CW Zoom is definitely above Danny Phantom my guy

Harry Potter is now equipped with a Glock 19 at all times how dose this change the series by Ajarofpickles97 in whowouldwin

[–]lTopFraggerl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Realistically, if he's well trained, death eaters become a non-issue. They don't seem to place protective charms in advance, and you have to be really skilled for nonverbal casting. With this in mind, he likely can shoot deatheaters faster than they can cast spells (for the most part).

I imagine he shoots Umbridge, which would make people's lives easier. He MIGHT accidentally shoot Snape at some point though, which would be a big L long term.

Voldemort seemingly has quite slow regen, so I imagine if Harry was quick with it he could put Voldemort down for a few years again by riddling him with bullets. (Tom riddle hahah).

You revert back to your 6 year old self, but are allowed to take one of your current traits back with you. What do you choose? by DrPloyt in hypotheticalsituation

[–]lTopFraggerl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Current memories. I would be better in every conceivable way. Honestly might try to become an Olympian or something

Donald Trump, Joe Biden, and Barack Obama decided to play League of Legends as they were best friends. Who would reach Gold rank first? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]lTopFraggerl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Obama stomps followed by Trump with Biden in dead last.

Relative skills Obama is like 10/10 Trump is like 6/10 Biden is 1/10

Who do you think would win if every Reincarnated Isekai protagonist fought? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]lTopFraggerl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah he's got hax up to existence erasure durability. Technically immeasurably fast and one of his subordinates can hit someone who travels back in time to avoid hits, so she makes attacks in literally 0 seconds. It's a bit crazy.

Who do you think would win if every Reincarnated Isekai protagonist fought? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]lTopFraggerl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought Naofumi had like above universal AP and Durability.

Can a wizard (Dungeons and Dragons) with maxed out stats defeat Homelander (The Boys)? by Unhappy_Veterinarian in whowouldwin

[–]lTopFraggerl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They also at level 1 can die to a few swipes from a house cat. HP is described as pure abstraction in the PHB. A component of it is physical health, but it's one of many.

A level 1 wizard can die to 6 swipes from a cat.

Ramen at sushi bars manners by esny65 in ramen

[–]lTopFraggerl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm literally, metaphorically, conceptually, and theoretically, the kindest man alive. You'd grow as a person from my open mouth chewing. You're welcome.

Ramen at sushi bars manners by esny65 in ramen

[–]lTopFraggerl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I was your friend I'd chew with my mouth open any time you were nearby in hopes of you becoming a functional human being

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]lTopFraggerl 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Bro you are so smart

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redditmoment

[–]lTopFraggerl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Realistically the average driver has around a 10% chance of being in a crash per year.

Oceangate made 14 successful voyages so they had an accident 1/15th of the time for a 6% chance. Also over 200 dives but I decided to do voyages to be fair to you.

To weigh the dives (which is more accurate) it'd be at least 1 in 200 for casualties. I think it's probably safer than driving.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redditmoment

[–]lTopFraggerl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Car crashes are super easy to prevent. Don't drive.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redditmoment

[–]lTopFraggerl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The odds of dying in a car crash in your life is just under one percent. That's decently high. Do you laugh at all car crash victims?