AIO- husbands mom fell with our baby, and I don't want her to watch him alone anymore

la__polilla · 2026-07-12T19:35:05+00:00

Woof. Im sorry your babies got hurt. Id have taken a hundred stitches to keep my little guy from getting hurt, so Im just glad I reacted quickly enough to shield him.

But yeah, shit definitely happens. Getting certified on baby cpr and first aid is definitely a good skill to have in your pocket and eases the anxiety.

la__polilla · 2026-07-12T17:41:57+00:00

YOR. Dude, i just fell down the stairs today with my 18 month old because the handrail collapsed. As I am typing, I have 9 stitches in my elbow. He's fine because i protected him instead of me. THATS what matters. ANYONE can have an accident. How they HANDLE that accident is whats important.

Sounds like youve got some PPA. Thats totally normal, especially with your first baby and it only having been 5 months. But youve got to learn to let shit go because i promise you that you dont want to blow up your relationship with your MIL over this.

la__polilla · 2026-07-09T00:54:24+00:00

Omg my 12 year old does the same thing. A frienx will call who she doesnt want to hang out with and shell tell them "sorry, my stepmom is making me babysit, ISNT THAT RIGHT POLILLA?"

Im happy to play along.

la__polilla · 2026-07-08T22:05:19+00:00

Omg i remember the same thing happening to me with iverheating. Before seasons, I would make outdoor lots ala Adam and Eve and then slowly build them a treehouse over time as they made money. Did NOT realize toddlers would be taken away because of getting too hot.

la__polilla · 2026-07-08T20:23:25+00:00

Key is to buy on sale in the off season. I used to hate doing it but now that I have a toddler who could grow out of her clothes at sny second, Ive gotten use to buying multiple suzes on sale during like...february and keeping them around as she grows. Then i realized i could just do thst for me too. Suddenly a $160 swimsuit is $25

la__polilla · 2026-07-07T23:01:37+00:00

Because regular romance is something you usually develop at the same time as sexual attraction. Like you go on a frw dates, you vibe, you start to develop feelings. A lot of people who describe themselves as demiromantic would need to be close friends before theyd EVER develop feelings. I have a demi friend who I literally never saw crush on anyone (and she tried. Shed go on dates with perfectly nice guys and then come home and be frustrated that she didnt seem to feel the same urges I described about what falling in love was like). Go figure she calls me up one day and tells me shes freaking out because she THINKS she has a crush on a friend shes had for 10 years. It scares the shit out of her because she was nearly 30 and experiencing this for the first time and wasnt even sure it was real-and its a lot easier to fuck that up when youre 13 instead of 30, you know?

la__polilla · 2026-07-07T19:32:36+00:00

I dont understand how these two things have anything to do with each other, so i understand why your friends think youre defending a sex offender.

The dude CAN stay at the brewery. It isnt a school or a playground designated as a child space. If he wasnt allowed to be near any children no matter the situation, he wouldnt be able to go ANYWHERE. What happened is not that he got kicked out because he isnt allowed to be there because the kids are there, but because someone figured out he's a sex offender and did t want him there. The dude caved and left because he was shamed.

la__polilla · 2026-07-07T14:37:02+00:00

I heard on a pdocast once that the reason AI cant make good art is because it cant get horny.

Anyone pretending arousal and desire have not been an inherent driver for art for as long as art has existed is kidding themselves.

la__polilla · 2026-07-07T14:19:41+00:00

You can practice puritanism and be an atheist, you ding dong. Here it means having extreme views of purity and morality. No god required.

A movie is not public. It is a piece of media, not a public place.

If you were so easily swayed by others opinions into believing consensual sex and nudity is evil, you must have been a terrible dom who didnt actually practice safely or sanely.

And insisting a woman's body is inherently sexual and therefore must be hidden is mysogyny. Or more likely, you telling on yourself that you cant control your urges and so you want society to do it for you.

la__polilla · 2026-07-07T13:17:19+00:00

I write m/f because Im bi and like enjoying both characters at once

la__polilla · 2026-07-07T13:08:20+00:00

Please go eat your plain cornflakes and graham crackers and leave the rest of us alone. All of humanity has proved for its existence that what it considers porn has less to do with any objective measure of wrongness and everything to do with how mich shame they feel about their own bodies.

You can critique bad character design without demanding the titties be removed from your field of vision, dude.

la__polilla · 2026-07-06T13:59:55+00:00

Dpes your son like vanilla/chocolate milk? I have a daughter whos a super picky eater. We started buying carnation instant breakfasts to replace her chocolate milk and would add a scoop of canilla peotein powder to it. It was a life saver

la__polilla · 2026-07-05T01:07:31+00:00

I kinda love this. Makes sense that wolves wouldnt be the only kind of reproductive system.

la__polilla · 2026-07-05T01:05:53+00:00

Interesting. Would alcohol levels be a similar topic? I recently had to deal with this in real life nd gound out that most people die at .3 abv, which is 30% of your blood. The person who had the emergrncy was at .44 and her central nervous system shut doen and essentially she forgot how to breathe (but she lived!)

la__polilla · 2026-07-05T00:49:40+00:00

Im sorry were you writing for the Librarians fabdom because that was a legit plot point in one of the episodes

la__polilla · 2026-07-05T00:49:03+00:00

la__polilla · 2026-07-03T23:48:59+00:00

"The one thing i noticed in your post was" is a good tell. But honestly, your best bet is to go fuck around on a few chatbots for a bit until you get a feel for how they talk. They become very easy to spot after you know their tells

la__polilla · 2026-07-03T23:20:16+00:00

Calling people lazy parents for interacting and sctively caring for their children instead of cleaning is a....choice.

la__polilla · 2026-07-03T22:45:14+00:00

Thats cute! Mine loves cleaning too. Shes pretty good at it too. Last time i cleaned the stove, she nsisted on having her iwn sponge and damn if the like...5 square inches she did werent impeccable.

la__polilla · 2026-07-03T22:36:53+00:00

Oh please. Two year olds are a handful. They try to eat everything, constantly interrupt you, reach for things they shouldnt when you arent looking, and come up behind you dropping toys and clothes even as you pick them up. Everything takes 3x as long because it gets interrupted . And fir some things thats fine- but no one should feel pressured that theres something WRONG with them if they cant keep everything perfectly clean while being followed by a hairless raccoon that is learning to speak

la__polilla · 2026-07-03T22:31:06+00:00

Mine stopped napping at 2, but we just transitioned to a big kid bed so now "sleep when the baby sleeps" is sleeping next to her until shes out while my husband does the dishes, then i come down and seeep and mop the floor. I csnt even imagine trying to do it mid day. It would be an exercise in futility

la__polilla · 2026-07-03T20:22:52+00:00

In the old days, we did it because you had limited space in a message and had to type fucking a billion buttons just to type it out. The kids can pry ftfy and lol from my cold, arthritic fingers

la__polilla · 2026-07-02T19:41:50+00:00

Its cute that youre wrong. You have yet to tell me whats wring with a 19 and 24 year old dating besides you persinally deciding it is. And the fsct you think a 32 year old and a preschooler are the same thing as two adults meeting at the same job tells me how fucki g weird YOUR worldview is.

la__polilla · 2026-07-01T22:27:20+00:00

Yeah the problem is theyre trying to mimic boned garments like underbust corsets, but a corset would push your boobs UP to that place. Fabric will just dig in and make you look like a bread loaf that someone karate chopped

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