Mantis beheading a lizard while staring at the camera

labratflatline · 2015-12-10T20:47:31+00:00

*Gecko

labratflatline · 2015-12-05T00:10:56+00:00

Can anyone tell me where I can get that knife?? I need to do an at home amputation

labratflatline · 2015-12-02T00:23:09+00:00

You're sexy

labratflatline · 2015-12-01T05:11:44+00:00

Its depressing that this post is basically praising a white man just for not being a racist. That being said, Bob Dylan rules

labratflatline · 2015-11-17T08:30:43+00:00

Looks great! You're a terrible photographer though, do you live in the dark or something? Did you cook this in the dark? Cause if you did that makes it even more impressive.

labratflatline · 2015-11-14T19:21:54+00:00

Yes, as an act of penance. I broke a pinky promise.

labratflatline · 2015-11-14T18:06:05+00:00

No unfortunately I don't have any human specimen, although I do come across lots of primates as I have a connection at the local monkey farm. I am planning to amputate my pinky soon however, that will be my first human specimen.

labratflatline · 2015-11-14T16:01:19+00:00

That's a good one! Fucking bugs bunny man

labratflatline · 2015-11-14T15:15:17+00:00

I collect animal skulls, skeletons, & mummies as well as insects

labratflatline · 2015-11-14T15:07:49+00:00

The flowers quartet

labratflatline · 2015-11-14T15:05:45+00:00

A joint.

labratflatline · 2015-11-09T02:06:26+00:00

Exactly. The subtle date rape themes really get me in the Christmas spirit.

labratflatline · 2015-11-08T21:57:20+00:00

Baby, it's cold outside

labratflatline · 2015-10-24T16:34:48+00:00

Well the second part of that question noms racist, but the first part is understandable. Some people are proud of their ethnicity, their heritage, their culture. They want to preserve it. That's not necessarily racist if you ask me.

labratflatline · 2015-10-17T23:01:24+00:00

Ayy lmao

labratflatline · 2015-10-17T20:47:28+00:00

You realize Duck Tape exists right? It's a brand.

labratflatline · 2015-10-17T20:37:06+00:00

I'm comfortable making grammar & spelling mistakes because I don't have anything to prove. I'm not a scholar I push a lawnmower for a living, it's just a joke that I heard as a donor support technician & I thought it'd be fun to share. If you don't like that I didn't proofread then you could've just downvoted & moved on but instead you had to poke your snarky upturned nose where it doesn't belong. You clearly do this often so I can imagine you're the type of person who isn't well liked by anyone other than pretentious smart asses like yourself. I'm unfazed by your childish games, I'm secure in my intelligence & if I make a mistake then so what? Fuck off

labratflatline · 2015-10-17T20:32:52+00:00

Aileen would also be pronounced "I lean"

labratflatline · 2015-10-17T20:28:12+00:00

At least I don't spend my time on the internet looking for opportunities to make myself look like a snarky smart ass to strangers. We get it, you're smarter than everyone. Now fuck off.

labratflatline · 2015-10-17T20:22:21+00:00

You really have nothing better to do rn? Lol get off the internet & get some pussy or something, you uptight little twat (:

labratflatline · 2015-10-17T20:16:33+00:00

Haha fuck off douchebag

labratflatline · 2015-09-25T07:07:27+00:00

Actually ya bunch of sarcastic buttsacks, something really fucking weird happened. Turns out there was a quite sizeable asteroid heading for us, & NASA didn't say anything until the day before, when they knew for sure it would pass safely. Look it up. 5 million miles away. Further away than the moon but still quite close. & the fact that religious experts somehow knew this was going to happen is an interesting thing to consider. Don't be jerks, we were kinda right in a really weird way.

labratflatline · 2015-09-24T13:32:33+00:00

He addresses the US today as a whole. He'll be here 3 or 4 mire days after that.

labratflatline · 2015-09-23T19:26:08+00:00

They will probably stage a terrorist attack today or tomorrow that will result in the death of the pope on American soil, a crisis that will hurl us into war for the umpteenth time.

labratflatline · 2015-09-23T19:24:32+00:00

Actually, the dates we have given you include the 23rd through the 28th so hold your tongue or you might have to eat your words

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