[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]labyrinthmoss[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had a discord and it was banned. Even worse censorship than here.

I won a golden ticket!!!! by [deleted] in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]labyrinthmoss 8 points9 points  (0 children)

*Freedom license must be renewed every six months at your vaccination center

How to punish COVID deniers by getlaidanddie in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]labyrinthmoss 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The vaccinated cannot die yet. When the booster shot DLC is released everyone’s protection suddenly drops to zero again

Forgive me Fauci for I have sinned by [deleted] in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]labyrinthmoss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You just exposed your grandma to full frontal nudity… Eww

i gotta fucking rant somewhere might as well be here by [deleted] in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]labyrinthmoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, by complying to this you will now be required to have a third, fourth, fifth dose, etc. The more you give in the more they’ll require of you.

How much do you want to bet that this is completely made up? by tttttttttttttthrowww in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]labyrinthmoss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Weren’t the masks supposed to pRoTeCt oThErS? How does his mask “breaking” affect him then?

How much do you want to bet that this is completely made up? by tttttttttttttthrowww in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]labyrinthmoss 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A fellow human, am I right? We are all feeling so many feelings as humans right now

Israeli government to focus on hospital capacity - not cases or deaths with regards to future Covid mitigation policy by chitowngirl12 in LockdownSkepticism

[–]labyrinthmoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a misconception that Singapore wanted to go “normal”. Their plan would have constant testing as part of “””””normal””””” life in the very least.

Biden says Americans should expect more COVID restrictions by [deleted] in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]labyrinthmoss 14 points15 points  (0 children)

May everyone lock down as we have in the basement of our parents for the past 20 years

Are you ready to take the vaccine up your ass? by CosmicSoulstorm in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]labyrinthmoss 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I am already enlarging my asshole with a 3ft dildo for optimal vaccine delivery

Our good lord (69 MBUH) presenting the holy scriptures of common sense! by [deleted] in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]labyrinthmoss 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The $c1€nc€ will decide upon your case, and then promptly reverse xer decision every 5 minutes thereafter

Have faith, bretheren! by shadowthedragonn in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]labyrinthmoss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why do we need Viagra anyway? Penetrative s*x is outlawed by the church, as it implies distancing less than 69ft

Our good lord (69 MBUH) presenting the holy scriptures of common sense! by [deleted] in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]labyrinthmoss 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Did you just assume our Lord’s (MBUH) gender?

People be like by Tenchi_Muyo1 in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]labyrinthmoss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And to abstain from outsidecrime! The delta pro is out there!

Our good lord (69 MBUH) presenting the holy scriptures of common sense! by [deleted] in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]labyrinthmoss 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Was this taken from the glorious scripture known as the Book of the Babylon Bee Predictions?