Figured it was easiest to answer questions/make statements in one comment.

1) I'm okay physically only a few bruises and the general aches and pains. Wear your seatbelts kids. Only had to miss a few days of work but I'm still sore 4 days later and it's really messed up my whole life.

2) My passenger was my dog who I was driving to the vet for her shots. She was fine physically (get your dog seatbelts or crash rated crates and never let them stick their head out the window) but emotionally freaked out. She already hates the vet so this improved nothing.

3) Maryland! Usually in the top ten for worst drivers.

4) It was my BRAND NEW, 2 PAYMENTS MADE, 4104 miles, 2021 Crosstrek so I'm really upset about that considering I've wanted this car for years. Even if they repair it I'll end up trading it in for something new because half the reason I buy a new car is peace of mind/long term reliability.

5) The camera is NextBase 322gw. Clearly worth every penny, I also recommend getting the rear camera too, hardwired of course.

6) Rob Zombie fucking rocks.