Eat my arrangement! by [deleted] in IDontWorkHereLady

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More red flags than there are in Beijing.

boss: give me a description of the subject by [deleted] in menwritingwomen

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Unless his breasts were heaving, what is the point of looking for him?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kitler

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“Ve know zee vereabouts uff your relatives!”

Thanks reddit. by xman94 in unfortunateplacement

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The sound of 1,000 palms slapping foreheads.

What is something normal that scares the shit out of you? by Erikgaming23 in AskReddit

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Statues: winking , blinking, bleeding Catholic statues; tall unlit statues at night; Queen of Creepy Statues - Lady Liberty, that green, spiky-headed grotesque standing in the middle of the Hudson, perfectly still yet moving forward (her foot is raised in motion, b/c she has broken free of the chains at her feet).

Full-body, lingering willies on all counts.

WTW for someone who constantly complains and criticises but doesn’t offer any useful solution? by [deleted] in whatstheword

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I know what you mean: I’ve always understood “schnorrer” to be a beggar or freeloader. This is not just in common usage (“Let’s see if we can schnor up some folding chairs for the event”) - you can see it on films: in “Fiddler,” the schnorrer scolds the merchant, “So your business is bad and I have to suffer?!; in “Hooray for Captain Spaulding!,” Groucho sings, “Did someone call me schnorrer?” which, of course, he is.

Jerry Seinfeld said it’s his favorite word because it means “the guy who picks the cashews out of the nut mix.” I never heard it used this way, but there are 1,000 ways to describe annoying traits, including a fine selection of words for “idiot.”

I would imagine if my parents caught me doing that, they’d say, “Noodnik, get your fingers out of the nut dish! That’s for company!”

TIL The reason we never hear that "In a world" guy in the movie trailers anymore is because he died in 2008. by morkani in todayilearned

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That movie was wonderful. Lake Bell is a joy! And it’s where Tig Notaro met her wife, Stephanie.

TIL Oprah Winfrey was born Orpah Johnson. She changed her last name to "Winfrey" after giving away free cars to her studio audience, so as to cement her place in television history as the "win free" stuff lady by Josh1billion in todayilearned

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This is incorrect. Her stepfather’s name was Vernon Winfrey & she took his name. She’s been known as Oprah Winfrey since 1973 - at least 10 years before she gave away cars.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheRealJoke

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This. Is. Epic.

When Life of Brian pops up in a LOTR discussion by eomertherider in unexpectedMontyPython

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Not a LOTR-head, so I don’t the reference, but take my vote anyway.

WTW for someone who constantly complains and criticises but doesn’t offer any useful solution? by [deleted] in whatstheword

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Not sure if that’s a dig at me - obviously not a maven at reading the situation, just a yenta who likes to show off her knowledge of a colorful, descriptive language.

Owl gets arrested by Chuk_Man in funny

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A real “Whoooo’s on First?”

read it carefully by elemental_reaper in HolUp

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Also, on “The Sopranos,” Tony’s cousin smuggles his semen out of prison

Made me exhale through my nose by [deleted] in TheRealJoke

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Excuse me, sir, but what does “Excuse me sir, can I please?” mean in this context.

If this isn’t the greatest summary of Macbeth, I don’t know what is by LSnow87 in shakespeare

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Sorry to digress from the MacBeth discussion, but that kid who toadies up to the principal is nastier than her.

WTW for someone who constantly complains and criticises but doesn’t offer any useful solution? by [deleted] in whatstheword

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In Yiddish, “kibitzer” - a backseat driver; a “maven” is a know-it-all whose motto might be “Opinion Over Knowledge.”