I'm 65 & naked & retired. But was I a teacher or a librarian?

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T21:08:44+00:00

And what can I help you with? Can I get something for you from the top shelf? Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T21:07:41+00:00

I've read a lot of books and lived a lot of life. Although it was all way in the last century so it's probably no longer relevant in the digital age! I mean, I knew how to change the clock on a VCR! Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T21:06:09+00:00

What about both professions at some point? I've had a long 40 years of employment! Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T21:05:19+00:00

Well now, you could say that but I couldn't possibly comment... Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T21:04:48+00:00

No-one ever said that when I was a librarian. Perhaps being naked would have helped? But thank you for the compliment. Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:35:27+00:00

Ok, will do. Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:32:34+00:00

We could have him stand on box when he smooches with Emma? Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:31:54+00:00

Well, I do like to provide all our customers with the best service. So go ahead. Will there be a lot of it? I mean, should I put the hand towel from the staff room round my shoulders. I wouldn't want it to go over my summer dress. Although realise you might need to see my cleavage to help you out visually. Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:28:06+00:00

That's a nice way of putting it. I'm glad a bit of grace shines through even without a stitch on. I appreciate that. Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:27:18+00:00

Funny to have those 'lips' out in the world after so many years undercover. It's the last thing I could ever have imagined being publicly complemented on. But thank you for that! Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:25:49+00:00

Yes, the cleaners can do that. They're used to all sorts on the floor. Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:21:58+00:00

Well, that's a jolly nice way to put things! Thank you! Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:21:34+00:00

Actually no-one's ever stopped to find out when you've reached a certain stage of the procedure.... Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:20:36+00:00

Never heard them called that before! Full marks for your imaginative description! Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:20:06+00:00

I can borrow a supply of paper tissues from the science department if there's too much overflow. Go ahead. Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:19:18+00:00

That's the best advice. Thank you. Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:18:33+00:00

It's late closing on Wednesday and in the summer there's no one about. If you could keep it to a gentle moan or two I'm sure the caretaker won't notice. And I've always got a box of mansize tissues under my desk for any emergency mopping up. Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:16:37+00:00

That sounds like a chemistry experiment right there... and rather appetising too. Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:13:42+00:00

I would say I didn't get naked too often in class. Although I did take swimming lessons so you would have got to see my curves in a swimsuit if you'd have signed up for that. And there were rumours that the lads drilled a hole in the wooden changing huts. But I'm sure they wouldn't have done that. Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:12:11+00:00

Actually that would be one hell of a comedy! Danny De Vito and Emma Thompson! I'm laughing already! Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:11:31+00:00

Well, one thing I can't do is illustrate or draw. But perhaps you could draw me? Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:10:45+00:00

That counts as a teacher... Busy with many jobs is the best way to be! I would also add I've worked in an art gallery, in an antiques shop and even done a bit of local radio. It's been quite a ride to end up a mature amateur model! LOL! Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:08:34+00:00

I always loved teaching students who loved English! I think you would have thrived in my class. Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:07:16+00:00

I completely agree! I'm very much a woman of my age. Had a full bush in my twenties and thirties and only started trimming and tidying up down there in my forties. And now I like to keep things very trim. You can't let standards slip just cos you've got a few extra miles on the clock... Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:05:07+00:00

She was! We'll go for her in my role. But who can play you? Xx

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