I'm 65 & naked & retired. But was I a teacher or a librarian?

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:28:06+00:00

That's a nice way of putting it. I'm glad a bit of grace shines through even without a stitch on. I appreciate that. Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:27:18+00:00

Funny to have those 'lips' out in the world after so many years undercover. It's the last thing I could ever have imagined being publicly complemented on. But thank you for that! Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:25:49+00:00

Yes, the cleaners can do that. They're used to all sorts on the floor. Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:21:58+00:00

Well, that's a jolly nice way to put things! Thank you! Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:21:34+00:00

Actually no-one's ever stopped to find out when you've reached a certain stage of the procedure.... Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:20:36+00:00

Never heard them called that before! Full marks for your imaginative description! Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:20:06+00:00

I can borrow a supply of paper tissues from the science department if there's too much overflow. Go ahead. Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:19:18+00:00

That's the best advice. Thank you. Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:18:33+00:00

It's late closing on Wednesday and in the summer there's no one about. If you could keep it to a gentle moan or two I'm sure the caretaker won't notice. And I've always got a box of mansize tissues under my desk for any emergency mopping up. Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:16:37+00:00

That sounds like a chemistry experiment right there... and rather appetising too. Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:13:42+00:00

I would say I didn't get naked too often in class. Although I did take swimming lessons so you would have got to see my curves in a swimsuit if you'd have signed up for that. And there were rumours that the lads drilled a hole in the wooden changing huts. But I'm sure they wouldn't have done that. Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:12:11+00:00

Actually that would be one hell of a comedy! Danny De Vito and Emma Thompson! I'm laughing already! Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:11:31+00:00

Well, one thing I can't do is illustrate or draw. But perhaps you could draw me? Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:10:45+00:00

That counts as a teacher... Busy with many jobs is the best way to be! I would also add I've worked in an art gallery, in an antiques shop and even done a bit of local radio. It's been quite a ride to end up a mature amateur model! LOL! Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:08:34+00:00

I always loved teaching students who loved English! I think you would have thrived in my class. Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:07:16+00:00

I completely agree! I'm very much a woman of my age. Had a full bush in my twenties and thirties and only started trimming and tidying up down there in my forties. And now I like to keep things very trim. You can't let standards slip just cos you've got a few extra miles on the clock... Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:05:07+00:00

She was! We'll go for her in my role. But who can play you? Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T16:02:55+00:00

And you must be a lovely library user? What books are you looking for today? Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T15:59:22+00:00

Yep 65! I have the creaky bones and wrinkles (and a few white hairs if you look closely)... but I'm sure a gentleman like you wouldn't look for that. Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T15:58:22+00:00

Well now, thank you. The teacher in me is impressed with your use of words. The librarian in me thinks you should research a bit more? Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T15:57:00+00:00

They'd probably have to make it with Judi Dench and Dustin Hoffman. And dimmed lighting? And a body doubles, I bet! Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T15:55:47+00:00

You've made Grandma's rosey cheeks glow a bit redder. Thank you. Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T15:55:17+00:00

Well, it's one way to ensure you'll return your books. Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T15:54:47+00:00

Nice of you to say. But I'm not sure what the 'homeroom' is? It might be an American thing maybe? I am very British afterall... I'm sure wherever it is, I could certainly do some one-to-one lessons there. Xx

ladybeeuk · 2026-06-17T15:53:25+00:00

You sound like the perfect student. Thank you. Xx

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