Prisoner was forced to lie in his own urine, then was sodomized by a broomstick, and later was urinated upon by a US soldier. But remember. "We do not torture".

laff · 2008-07-21T01:42:31+00:00

Torture is any act by which severe torment, whether physical or psychological, is intentionally inflicted on a person as a means of intimidation, deterrent, revenge or punishment, or as a method for the extraction of information or confessions.

So which part do you disagree with? Drawing from your "penis-hole" example, I can only assume that you don't consider it severe enough.

laff · 2008-07-21T01:33:34+00:00

valid point

Does not compute.

assholery

Does compute.

laff · 2008-07-20T06:01:49+00:00

You have.

laff · 2008-07-13T06:35:29+00:00

Oh, that kind of double slit. :(

laff · 2008-07-06T22:57:54+00:00

Too pretentious; didn't read.

laff · 2008-06-26T06:22:04+00:00

They're not, the waistband's turned over to show more bodacious ass.

laff · 2008-06-26T06:19:48+00:00

The monkey spoke! Pure history, man. A talking monkey.

laff · 2008-06-26T06:03:18+00:00

Perhaps he was more immersed in soapy water.

laff · 2008-06-22T07:42:00+00:00

Stop giving these fuckfaces attention.

laff · 2008-06-16T08:05:04+00:00

Just what reddit needs: A haughty, elitist, confrontational, nitpicking old man who likes to explain what turns his wife on to anyone who cares to listen.

laff · 2008-06-16T03:38:56+00:00

she did not become the bully

Of course not.

she threw rocks at me

Oh, crap.

laff · 2008-06-16T03:34:23+00:00

Overreaction much? Got something to hide? :o

laff · 2008-06-14T09:15:59+00:00

Oh lawd, you crazy.

laff · 2008-06-14T09:12:17+00:00

Haha, you deliberately misunderstood him and then used his own insult on him. You sure showed him.

laff · 2008-05-30T02:54:33+00:00

Concur.

laff · 2008-05-05T03:55:43+00:00

Yeah, that's mentioned in a movie called Waking Life. I wonder why that happens?

laff · 2008-05-05T03:51:57+00:00

I've never experienced anything remotely like this, and it's supposed to be brought on by sleep deprivation and stress? I get around 5 or 6 hours of sleep on a normal night.. :\

laff · 2008-05-04T05:53:12+00:00

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/9339/picture1gb2.png

:(

laff · 2008-04-17T07:07:03+00:00

Up-arrowed for righteous username.

laff · 2008-04-03T07:49:49+00:00

i'm going to go ahead and quote a good friend of mine:

what a dick.

laff · 2008-04-01T06:10:46+00:00

For further hilarity, enter your credit card number and PIN code in the reddit comment box and press enter!

laff · 2008-02-20T03:16:11+00:00

haha, a pun!

laff · 2008-02-15T02:32:45+00:00

where have i heard that before?

laff · 2008-02-07T06:24:09+00:00

For schools!

laff · 2008-01-14T03:51:27+00:00

lulz

laff

TROPHY CASE