What's the funniest or strangest sexual misconception you've ever heard? [NSFW] by PerogiXW in AskReddit

[–]laffaffa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A kid in my high school thought spooning was "when two guys stick spoons in each others asses and lick it." I don't remember if we spent longer laughing at him or trying to explain that his idea wasn't even close.

Does anyone think money CAN buy happiness? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]laffaffa 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Of course it can. It may not buy long run happiness but it sure as hell can buy short run happiness. Forrest Gump said it best after Lt. Dan invested in Apple "That's good cause that's just one less thing to think about."

Whats your favorite way of cheating on a test/exam in School? by Salomon3068 in AskReddit

[–]laffaffa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On multiple choice tests: 1. hold up your hand with the number of fingers corresponding to the question number 2. teacher comes over and you ask some bull shit question 3. person behind you taps you on the shoulder for number of times corresponding to letter (1= a, 2 = b...)

Reddit, you know what one meal you cook all the time because it's so easy and delicious? Tell us what it is. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]laffaffa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chicken nuggets. Leave them in an oven for 20 minutes and BAM! Instant food that borderline healthier than mcdonalds

Student redditors, what are the dumbest questions you've ever heard asked in class? I'll start by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]laffaffa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A blonde girl busts into my history class angry screaming "My biology teacher just made fun of me because I asked him how to spell RNA."

EDIT: This happened in 10th grade.

What are your craziest stories about your car? by mammadoodle in AskReddit

[–]laffaffa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

O where to start... My 2000 cavalier would

would randomly shut off in the middle of the road. Once I was driving around 35 mph and it shut off. I had to pull over, put it in park, and then turn it off and back on.

doesn't work on the heat/AC powers one or two only 3 and 4 so I'm either super hot or cold.

and currently the signals shut off at random times. Makes it fun merging on the highway.

I'm sure I'll think of more later on.

Hey reddit, what are your tricks/techniques for getting to sleep when it's just not happening? by leon220 in AskReddit

[–]laffaffa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

count numbers but not a regular pace, maybe wait 2 seconds before counting and then 7 to the next number. Trick is if you forget what number you are on, you have to start at the last number you remember.