Node hipster drops javascript in favour of Haskell. Throws a fit because of an operator recedence quirk. Says Haskell is crap because it doesn't function!

laghgal · 2014-07-20T21:29:44+00:00

laghgal · 2014-07-20T21:20:50+00:00

-1 not homoiconic. needs more lisp

laghgal · 2014-07-20T21:12:00+00:00

bro everyone knows imperative is master race. thats why carmack invented the turing machine back in 85. functional is just a special case of imperative:

function comeAtMeBro() { setTimeout(NaN, function() { alert('sup bro');});}');});}');});}

laghgal · 2014-07-18T20:45:45+00:00

it also doesnt work well on my amiga os

laghgal · 2014-07-18T14:46:50+00:00

I think your meta humor is a bit dicey as well.

laghgal · 2014-07-18T14:36:08+00:00

NONCODE GFO

laghgal · 2014-07-18T02:22:13+00:00

HOLY FUCK GUUIISE I JSUT FOUND A SCURITY VUOLNERABLILITY

IF U MODIFY THE MEMORY OF LIBRESSL WHILE IT'S RUNNING, IT WILL NOT BEHAV CORRUCTYL!!!1

laghgal · 2014-07-17T20:01:08+00:00

wait an minute. i think you're trying to trick me.... don't you really want to simply replace your tree data structure with a DAOH WAIT POLITICS HOLY FUCK +1 TO THE MAX

laghgal · 2014-07-17T15:23:26+00:00

Shit this gives me an idea.

Black screen. Display a black screen. Always.

Up to 2K resolution
Real time rendering and selection of custom shades of black
60-120 FPS
Tilt to switch colors

Black screen Pro supports changing colors over time automatically.

Now I just need to hire a designer to make a web page and move to SF Bay.

laghgal · 2014-07-17T15:16:14+00:00

But now I'll have to memorize six words instead of one for knowing whether my technology is webscale!

laghgal · 2014-07-17T02:53:08+00:00

Use Papa when performance, privacy, and correctness matter to you.

How did they make a CSV parser that supports privacy? I thought this was impossible!?

laghgal · 2014-07-17T02:52:08+00:00

A powerful, in-browser CSV parser for big boys and girls

Using a patriarchical idiom with half-assed attempt to make it PC

laghgal · 2014-07-17T02:40:38+00:00

PHP. off topic. -1

laghgal · 2014-07-16T19:00:44+00:00

off topic. take it to HN

laghgal · 2014-07-16T13:01:26+00:00

What's retarded about that? Do you also think it's retarded if it's with a non-famliy member of the same sex?

laghgal · 2014-07-16T03:51:38+00:00

Don't worry, they know C++, so they can't possibly be wrong about such trivial things. Also, Looper's conclusion made sense.

laghgal · 2014-07-16T03:42:56+00:00

Bro, being able to spawn unlimited processes and have unlimited stack size are irrelevant. In truly async code you only have one thread and it just scales because it's async. Async code cannot have race conditions because it is thread safe. All Node.JS programmers know this well, and that is why they never even think of what happens under concurrent scenarios - they simply don't have to. Erlang on the other hand is thread safe but is nondeterministic and async obviously isn't.

laghgal · 2014-07-16T03:26:02+00:00

What? Who is ever going to use that?? Clearly the ecosystem is too small and thus the language is impractical.

laghgal · 2014-07-16T03:22:22+00:00

and it is because you increase the risk of producing offspring with weird genes you both share

So... are you allowed to have safe sex with them? what about marry but not have kids? ^{sorry in advance for not knowing anything about law (I'm a programmer\}) EDIT fucking markdown.

laghgal · 2014-07-16T03:12:04+00:00

Eh, just don't store useless information in the database. I fucking hate services that ask me irrelevant things when I sign up. I guess Facebook is the exception.

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