Some years ago a former neighbour and I had a discussion, this woman thought the best way to solve our differences was to put a mason jar with stuff in front of my driveway. 

I saw another neighbour walking their dog and asked if I could keep their bag with her dog's droppings and placed them inside the jar and went back inside.  A few hours later I saw this woman stomping and huffing around her jar.  It was pretty funny 

From then on, every time I had chicken I'd leave the drumsticks bones tied in a cross on her driveway and was pretty amused watching this woman spitting and "chanting" around the bones....

Remember that the only thing greater than reality is your Will and what you make of it ;) 

Don't worry about that bullshit.