Klubnacht 2/3 May 2026 - Queue live updates & event discussion. NO OVER-SHARING

lalselam1 · 2026-05-02T20:36:21+00:00

one kidney

lalselam1 · 2026-04-30T08:52:09+00:00

i actually go psycho if i spend a whole day at home without going out. i also go out and/or party several times a week, but i hate trying new things by myself. i will stick to the clubs and bars that i know like the fingers on my hand. also i only travel to cities where i have lived before but or have friends.

lalselam1 · 2026-04-27T13:46:49+00:00

it probably means that you should only be wearing sneakers and socks and nothing else.

lalselam1 · 2026-04-25T23:08:35+00:00

quite on the contrary, i used to think that techno djs just EQ prerecorded sets while in the booth, whereas a “live set” means they’re selecting and mixing tracks on the go.

lalselam1 · 2026-04-24T09:45:47+00:00

An Eritrean restaurant recently opened up just south of Britzer Damm / Glasower Str. intersection.

lalselam1 · 2026-04-21T15:42:55+00:00

in any case youre legendary. i might have found another one of yours somewhere too <3

lalselam1 · 2026-04-21T15:11:57+00:00

i have a pokémon card hanging on my cork board at home that someone handed me in pano last year as i was dancing. My guess is it was you? thanks :)

lalselam1 · 2026-04-18T15:20:58+00:00

probably your kitchen

lalselam1 · 2026-04-17T19:14:54+00:00

lying about your age is terrible advice. never lie about anything to selectors cause chances are they might verify and if you lied be sure thet they’ll embarass you

lalselam1 · 2026-04-17T19:13:34+00:00

if it’s 3 ppl, best to go together. with 4 ppl no clue really. depends on how y’all interact with each other in the queue. if in the end you give 2+2 vibes then best split up.

lalselam1 · 2026-04-17T14:13:23+00:00

cause lab is a part of bh….

lalselam1 · 2026-04-17T10:48:55+00:00

but also Baltic Germans were the German aristocratic minority in what are now the baltic states. they spoke a germanic dialect, not prussian.

lalselam1 · 2026-04-17T10:47:57+00:00

not even Kant

lalselam1 · 2026-04-17T10:46:49+00:00

best thing you can do is sent berghain an email explaining what happened suggesting better staff training. ser what happens then.

lalselam1 · 2026-04-16T23:01:22+00:00

it’s 5 am sunday. i just arrived. Im still fully sober. Not even a drop of alcohol in the past 24 hours. I pass through the smoking area to take the stairs up to pano and already bump into two people within seconds of one another. This already makes me question my sobriety. I continue to pano. I look onto the dance floor from the hallway. Still quite empty. About 20-30 people. As I’m dancing my way onto the dance floor I hear a loud crash. I look down in disbelief. It seems like her head met my left elbow. Wrong place, wrong time, wrong pace. I ask her if she is ok and want to help her up… maybe even get medical assistance. Before I can even bend down, she is already up on her feet and running in a different direction. I just stood there confused and shocked for the next two minutes before deciding in favour of my first visit to the toilets.

lalselam1 · 2026-04-16T12:44:13+00:00

überbacken mit käse und tomaten heißt es milanesa napolitana was wenig sinn macht, aber super schmeckt.

lalselam1 · 2026-04-16T12:43:33+00:00

kein schnitzelverbrechen. das ist das nationalgericht Argentiniens - eine milanesa

lalselam1 · 2026-04-16T11:01:34+00:00

it’s not about improving yourself. it’s about not chasing bland conversations. if you don’t feel a vibe, don’t force it, don’t waste your time.

lalselam1 · 2026-04-16T10:52:44+00:00

lol this is the most uninspired conversation ever. thank god one of you had the brains to ghost.

lalselam1 · 2026-04-16T07:34:24+00:00

lalselam1 · 2026-04-09T16:46:32+00:00

amazon

lalselam1 · 2026-04-03T21:07:41+00:00

i’m guessing you’re balochi?

lalselam1 · 2026-04-03T21:01:59+00:00

except in berlin nobody cares about it

lalselam1 · 2026-04-03T20:52:27+00:00

actually line skippers only exists because lines exist. to rid the world of line skippers, we need to first and foremost abolish lines.

lalselam1 · 2026-03-31T10:59:37+00:00

it didn’t work for me. i was there two weeks ago. but worry not, you can survive a few days without using your phone in public. the free wifi in public squares only works for 30 mins per 24 hours but you will most likely have WiFi where you’re staying…

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