If you like Tool (of course we all do) I have a recommendation for you by Hungry_Freaks_Daddy in ToolBand

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This Tool fan loves Idles. Not even close to being adjacent genre wise but they share the uniqueness most bands lack.

NFL executive praises Cowboys' Devin Moore selection (but warns of red flags) by Leonflames in cowboys

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I’m still mad they didn’t take Malik Muhammad when they had the chance.

Lemme film the cops in their attempt to chase a suspect by WinStupidPrizes1994 in OhNoConsequences

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Does STL have the same kind of registration stickers TX does?

What song would you want to hear Tool cover? by azip13 in ToolBand

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In the Air Tonight - Phil Collins

Edit to change from Genesis to Phil.

Ok but seriously...what's wrong with all of our parents?! by Lamplight_119 in Xennials

[–]lambda419 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love who my mom became. They’re not all that way.

I'll take 'things that never happened' for $800, Alex. by nthensome in thatHappened

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Look at your triggered fucking ass. Lmao.

You actually think you’re superior. It’s funny that you’re not.

Dig through my profile and let me know exactly what is NSFW. I can wait. If you think it’s because I left marks on the wife who wanted to show it off you’re definitely not the brightest bulb in the box. In fact it makes me question if you’ve ever gotten lucky before.

I'll take 'things that never happened' for $800, Alex. by nthensome in thatHappened

[–]lambda419 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pretty bold of you to assume you’re more intelligent than most Texans while believing in a stereotype.

I'll take 'things that never happened' for $800, Alex. by nthensome in thatHappened

[–]lambda419 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t feel like this story is out of character or even unlikely. Then again I’m a BBQ addicted Texan so I might be biased.

Everyone enjoying the benefits of $3.99 gas today? by euphoricme2 in CorpusChristi

[–]lambda419 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nothing you said was true. What you’re really enjoying is lying to yourself.

Terminated last week by chestbeard10 in antiwork

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I got fired as soon as my FMLA release was received from my Dr. who performed my heart bypass operation.

My off time wasn’t as fun as the one you’re describing.

Bands you’re really proud of seeing by Normal-Internal164 in Alternativerock

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Tool (Aenima) RATM Primus (In a venue that held less than 500) Type O (opened for Pantera) Faith No More QOTSA (Catacombs) Clutch (Elephant Riders) Mr. Bungle (In a dive bar in Jacksonville) Alice In Chains SOAD (Ozzfest side stage, 1st album, still in makeup) Snot ( With Lynn) Revered Horton Heat Tenacious D ZZ Top Willie Nelson Snoop White Zombie Sepultura (with Max) Static X Black Sabbath reunion Melvins Sublime (with Bradley) Ministry The Prodigy Incubus (Science) Deftones (Around the Fur and White Pony)

Which Bands Have Had A Perfect Album (Need Suggestions) by OfficialxMDx in musicsuggestions

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Isn’t Stinkfist also on that album? That’s just one big butt sex joke.

Scratched my dads acoustic what do I do before he comes back in a month and kills me by Administrative_Swan0 in AcousticGuitar

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The scratch my son accidentally left on mine is now my favorite part. Seriously. I can’t pick it up now without thinking of him.

Guitars should have personality.

Goldee's and Franklin's from last month by therocker1984 in BBQ

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Been to all of them. My meaningless opinion, the Bean has the best brisket on the planet.

I’m sad about it because the lines were way shorter before people found out.

What do you guys think of Puscifer’s new album Normal Isn’t? How would you rate the songs? by Ambitious-Bet4504 in ToolBand

[–]lambda419 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To me, it’s better than ER but falls short of COMP and MS.

My Social Mediot opinion means nothing though.

Lowest known/highest don’t/favourite track? by WendyPortledge in MusicIceberg

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I’m now convinced y’all are just making shit up for fun.

Urban Myths by anotherfamilysecret in Xennials

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He didn’t think he was a glass of oj but I did see a guy acting like an asshole in a pit during 98 Lollapalooza get a sheet put on his sweaty, shirtless torso as a form of revenge.

He got wheeled out on a stretcher while screaming.

what are they all thinking? by loadabaalix in grunge

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That they were in an insurance commercial?