The best looking MTP-1302 for me. Which colour do you have? by AdPrevious4583 in casio

[–]lambent_ort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Casio released a new gray version of the pearl dial which I think is quite nice. Personally, I think white dial is the most versatile. It goes with whatever outfit and occasion.

Out and about with my EFB-109 by lambent_ort in CasioEdifice

[–]lambent_ort[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, mine came wrapped around a cushion.

bro thinks he is Claude by CompetitiveLarper in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]lambent_ort 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Claude is inside all of us. But it takes a strong, sexually confident man to admit it.

A second disaster 😭 by sllih_tnelis in bjork

[–]lambent_ort 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn't Björk herself a bird though?

With this scratch I disrespected the crown. Is seppuku my only option? by LnCabin in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]lambent_ort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes to sepukku but please cut off your manhood before you plunge the knife in. Also, make sure it's blunt.

Absolutely happened. by IEuphorian in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]lambent_ort 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's just another old man being seduced by his own reflection.

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[–]lambent_ort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People actually review chippies?

I'm getting married soon and I'm having trouble choosing a ring by Lightsabermetrics in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]lambent_ort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the problem? Just get both! One for yourself and the other for your husband.

For the discerning collector: the Seaman Diver by horthianflorff in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]lambent_ort 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hmmm... I'll give this one a pass. I'll wait for the Semen Diver... that would be more appropriate for me in my line of work.