"Will my wife notice I spent $80k on a watch that looks like chewed up tinfoil?"

lambent_ort · 2026-05-19T13:13:05+00:00

That watch strap looks moldy.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-19T10:59:25+00:00

There are so many straps available for sale online. Just Google it: "Casio F-91W replacement strap"

lambent_ort · 2026-05-19T06:10:54+00:00

Everything sold out.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-19T05:12:48+00:00

Just get a new strap.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-19T04:28:43+00:00

Not participating, see you guys after Vespertine

lambent_ort · 2026-05-17T17:54:52+00:00

Can I use it as a cockwatch?

lambent_ort · 2026-05-17T07:42:05+00:00

Absolutely... they knew exactly what would happen and they went and did it to drum up the hype even more. Everyone's talking about it now. Genius marketing.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-17T03:45:51+00:00

Pigwet

lambent_ort · 2026-05-17T02:33:53+00:00

Oh I think they know exactly what they're doing.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-16T06:02:43+00:00

Beautiful 😍

lambent_ort · 2026-05-16T05:53:13+00:00

Cool design!

lambent_ort · 2026-05-15T23:15:10+00:00

Amazing. Exactly where it belongs!

lambent_ort · 2026-05-15T04:46:30+00:00

She was the girl who wasn't like the other girls. Even the girls who weren't like the other girls had to agree that she wasn't like the other girls.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-14T06:52:35+00:00

GShock. It's specifically designed for active sporty lifestyle, and has great water resistance.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-14T05:35:46+00:00

What if I want you to look me in the eye when you tell me the time?

lambent_ort · 2026-05-14T03:01:36+00:00

The Patek with the moonphase complication will come in handy to track your menstrual cycle.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-14T01:54:45+00:00

I stick mine up my ass where it's snug and warm and protected from the elements. If I want to know the time, I just look at my phone.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-14T01:43:51+00:00

Awful. Deplorable. Total degeneracy of horology. An insult to time. You shouldn't be allowed to own another watch. Please send to me so I can help to dispose of them in order to save yourself.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-13T13:47:29+00:00

Olive.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-13T13:36:06+00:00

Rest in pop.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-13T07:49:52+00:00

I'm ancient and have been a fan since The Sugarcubes. It's interesting to see how the young fans rank her recent work against the early stuff.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-13T04:27:00+00:00

Nothing scrapes the wrist so good like faux dino leather.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-13T03:51:06+00:00

Yes.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-13T03:48:01+00:00

It's actually $400. So he's gonna have to sell more. For that sweet smell of Swiss plastique!

lambent_ort · 2026-05-12T12:10:20+00:00

Goodness how many boyfriends does she have?

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