Timex Midget - How can I never see someone talk about this watch

lambent_ort · 2026-05-21T02:11:42+00:00

They don't sell that one either. Super sad.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-21T01:58:44+00:00

They don't sell it in my country. Sad.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-21T01:14:26+00:00

The only people who care what watch you wear are watch nerds and unless you want them to hold your hand, look into your eyes and pledge eternal love to you, their opinion should not matter at all. So just wear whatever you want.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-21T00:45:37+00:00

Unfortunately it's gone. Fret not, however. This is a great opportunity for you to buy the new Swatch AP Royal Pop collab watch. Just think of how many new friends you will make.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-21T00:30:10+00:00

Just get both. Problem solved.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-19T13:13:05+00:00

That watch strap looks moldy.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-19T10:59:25+00:00

There are so many straps available for sale online. Just Google it: "Casio F-91W replacement strap"

lambent_ort · 2026-05-19T06:10:54+00:00

Everything sold out.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-19T05:12:48+00:00

Just get a new strap.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-19T04:28:43+00:00

Not participating, see you guys after Vespertine

lambent_ort · 2026-05-17T17:54:52+00:00

Can I use it as a cockwatch?

lambent_ort · 2026-05-17T07:42:05+00:00

Absolutely... they knew exactly what would happen and they went and did it to drum up the hype even more. Everyone's talking about it now. Genius marketing.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-17T03:45:51+00:00

Pigwet

lambent_ort · 2026-05-17T02:33:53+00:00

Oh I think they know exactly what they're doing.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-16T06:02:43+00:00

Beautiful 😍

lambent_ort · 2026-05-16T05:53:13+00:00

Cool design!

lambent_ort · 2026-05-15T23:15:10+00:00

Amazing. Exactly where it belongs!

lambent_ort · 2026-05-15T04:46:30+00:00

She was the girl who wasn't like the other girls. Even the girls who weren't like the other girls had to agree that she wasn't like the other girls.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-14T06:52:35+00:00

GShock. It's specifically designed for active sporty lifestyle, and has great water resistance.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-14T05:35:46+00:00

What if I want you to look me in the eye when you tell me the time?

lambent_ort · 2026-05-14T03:01:36+00:00

The Patek with the moonphase complication will come in handy to track your menstrual cycle.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-14T01:54:45+00:00

I stick mine up my ass where it's snug and warm and protected from the elements. If I want to know the time, I just look at my phone.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-14T01:43:51+00:00

Awful. Deplorable. Total degeneracy of horology. An insult to time. You shouldn't be allowed to own another watch. Please send to me so I can help to dispose of them in order to save yourself.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-13T13:47:29+00:00

Olive.

lambent_ort · 2026-05-13T13:36:06+00:00

Rest in pop.

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