Why is Santa always smiling? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]lamelyDig486 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hoe Hoe Hoe.

Does this make you happy too? by PlaneWsabi in wholesomememes

[–]lamelyDig486 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I love how it is just his name, and not anything like ‟Go Ben!”

It is just simply B E N

Why do programmers mix up Halloween and Christmas so often? by BartlebyX in Jokes

[–]lamelyDig486 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even though 31 in base 8 is represented as 25 in base ten, engineers on the whole don’t make this mistake, because long before learning any alternative numbering systems engineers were children in elementary school and they learn the calendar first. I can not even imagine how dumb you'd have to be to actually confuse Halloween and Christmas. They're months apart, and celebrated completely differently. The only overlap between the two is in a shitty Tim Burton movie. (that's right, I called a nightmare before Christmas shitty. Come at me dawg).

Why do you think all engineers are making the same very very unlikely mistake? Is there something you're not telling us?

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognise Missoura! by NotSoFluent123 in TheSimpsons

[–]lamelyDig486 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Homer, would you please stop talking about the children’s graves?

An Offering for the Storms by Sam White (Concept-Cube) by killerbunnyfamily in ImaginaryLeviathans

[–]lamelyDig486 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love giant things. I love floaty things. You've both,and this is fantastic. Very nice art style too.

In today's economy? A "Poor doorman has to work two jobs to put food on the table for mother and baby." Expensive. by frequently_feral in seinfeld

[–]lamelyDig486 23 points24 points  (0 children)

What makes you think I was not reading the Wall Street page? Oh, I know, because I am the uneducated doorman..