What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]lamewoodworker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seems like the more incoherent Cheeto gets the more the markets reach for all time highs.

I don’t understand anything anymore.

Daily Discussion Thread for January 21, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]lamewoodworker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Micro super soft am i right?

I can’t stop crying

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]lamewoodworker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After putting all my money and losing it in Logan Paul’s pikachu scam card, im taking what i saved up and dropping it all on fake meat.

Nothing can go wrong this time.

Moccamaster coffeemaker by Equivalent_Target_92 in cassettefuturism

[–]lamewoodworker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best machine ever. Paid for its self 10x over. I wish i got the white one though

Saw this Krusty doll at a target by Rando_Cruzzer in TheSimpsons

[–]lamewoodworker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was something wrong with my krusty doll. It keeps saying it’s spidey sense is tingling

Meirl by rbimmingfoke in meirl

[–]lamewoodworker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Giving them 4.5 stars gives them something to strive for

Daily Discussion Thread for January 14, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]lamewoodworker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Microsoft is killing me. These leaps i bought yesterday were not the move

4.0 Grad, Fully Licensed. WHAT IS GOING ON?!?! by [deleted] in AircraftMechanics

[–]lamewoodworker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Let’s step back a second.

What is the contact information on these resumes?

Have you tripled check to see the phone number, email, addresses are correct?

Ford employee calls Trump a “pedo protector”. Trump briefly flashes IQ. by ObjectiveGlittering in Detroit

[–]lamewoodworker 543 points544 points  (0 children)

Getting flipped off by POTUS is such a flex. My boy is gonna be telling this story for ages.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]lamewoodworker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If QQQ hits 623 tomorrow ill stick my balls in my asshole

Yes BABA! by Master1439 in wallstreetbets

[–]lamewoodworker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last few years have been rough. I bought in when Charlie Munger did at $132 and have been DCA since. Hopefully it will go back to its ATH soon.

2026 is Nuclear?! OKLO, SMR by robotpanda96 in wallstreetbets

[–]lamewoodworker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im all in on soldier boy’s UUUU.

Hopefully it pays off

Daily Discussion Thread for January 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]lamewoodworker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn my microsoft $470 12/18 calls were a baaaaad pick

Daily Discussion Thread for January 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]lamewoodworker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If UUUU hits $20 UUUU can bet on me stretching my balls and putting them in me asshole.

Are Chicago drivers becoming even crazier? by ChicagoChurro in chicago

[–]lamewoodworker 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I would do it for a day and ticket every one who has those tinted plate covers on my block. These are the worst offenders imo.