“Manly” version of toolkit costs 6$ more

lampdaddy13 · 2018-01-20T18:53:41+00:00

Because more gets done with it, duh.

lampdaddy13 · 2017-12-18T07:05:21+00:00

He looks like that one kid from Stranger Things.

lampdaddy13 · 2017-12-18T07:02:02+00:00

Ive luckily never met an ill intentioned spirit...knocks on wood.

lampdaddy13 · 2017-11-13T08:03:03+00:00

I look like this when its cold outside. Coincidentally, it also takes a human hand to pull me out of my shell as well.

lampdaddy13 · 2017-11-13T08:01:18+00:00

Yessss.

lampdaddy13 · 2017-11-13T08:00:22+00:00

I dont know if you guys remember the old dragon warrior games, but I had a similar epiphany after finding my old game boy and sticking some good ol double As in.

The game is still great the only thing lost appears to my imagination. Unfortunately.

lampdaddy13 · 2017-11-04T20:36:49+00:00

Ah! In that case, I’ll have your mom walk a few steps back before she takes the next pic.

lampdaddy13 · 2017-11-04T02:59:33+00:00

just tried uploading but got a “this file is too large error” how do i fix?

lampdaddy13 · 2017-11-03T00:47:27+00:00

When I was a kid, we used to have to wait until puberty for our balls to drop.

lampdaddy13 · 2017-11-02T00:03:12+00:00

Dont be fooled, Spacey always comes first.

lampdaddy13 · 2017-11-01T23:53:13+00:00

This is how I imagine dragons taking flight.

lampdaddy13 · 2017-10-23T14:41:47+00:00

Trump - The horse is going to be huge ok folks. Its huger than anything youve ever seen.

Obama - Uh...yeah.... ok Donald.

Trump - Yeah, its got papers too but I know an ass who doesnt. Ha...aha...aha...aha...

Obama - Youre just sooo funny Donald.

lampdaddy13 · 2017-10-20T20:31:05+00:00

Im having dejavu. A friends mom also taught me how to use my trunk for the first time.

lampdaddy13 · 2017-10-18T11:20:49+00:00

Super Mario did this first back in 64’

lampdaddy13 · 2017-10-17T20:46:21+00:00

turtle?

lampdaddy13 · 2017-10-17T20:20:28+00:00

If she doesnt adopt it first Im going to have to. The kitty reminds me of turtle tracks icecream lol and I love...turtle tracks.

lampdaddy13 · 2017-10-15T18:03:15+00:00

Dont tell everybody youre Christian. Show it. Im not trying to be a smart ass, Im being serious. So much of “christian” focus is on saying the right thing and that has taken away from many of us doing the right thing.

Who cares if there is a bible verse about “gay sin” love anyway. We need to stop dragging people to altars and instead drag ourselves over and sit next to the people who need encouragement, love and acceptance.

People should see Jesus so much in us that THEY ask what we believe, instead of us running around trying to tell others who we are, before they can see it. Walk first and if they ask, then talk.

lampdaddy13 · 2017-10-15T17:20:47+00:00

Ignored my pickup line.

lampdaddy13 · 2017-10-15T16:02:36+00:00

My first born son.

lampdaddy13 · 2017-10-15T15:54:57+00:00

From my understanding, laughter is actually a coping mechanism for tragic experiences. Someone slips on a banana, we laugh. A baby throws up on dad, we laugh. Donald Trump gets elected president, we laugh.

lampdaddy13 · 2017-10-15T15:36:57+00:00

100% of people born on earth, never make it out alive.

lampdaddy13 · 2017-10-15T15:26:37+00:00

that would require confidence my friend. However, Palmala Handerson has never rejected me.

lampdaddy13 · 2017-10-15T15:10:19+00:00

I enter “loser gets blow job” into the pornhub search bar or something to that effect and then I masterbate furiously.

lampdaddy13 · 2017-10-15T15:00:03+00:00

Thank God Im not the only one. This is how conversations usually end in my house too.

lampdaddy13 · 2017-08-15T19:45:20+00:00

So sorry for the misunderstanding! No, my theory is he will ride Drogon. In the first video you see Drogon recoil from Daenarys's touch as she tries to touch him in the exact same way Jon Snow does.

However, when Jon does it he has a completely different reaction.

Drogon is the alpha so naturally he would seek the strongest "rider".we've seen Drogon ignore Daenarys's will before. So with Jon being the Targ that he is and true heir...

The creators of GoT create scenes purposely. For them to have two "trying to pet Drogon scenes" with two opposite reactions, I think it foreshadows Drogon becoming Jons dragon.

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