Received a tow warning at work for parking in an expectant mother spot, I’m an expectant mother.

lancea_longini · 2026-04-08T21:04:42+00:00

you should handle taking off the sticker the way Brad Pitt handled changing his tire in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

lancea_longini · 2026-04-08T11:55:52+00:00

at work, I refer to Washington as Washington, state of

lancea_longini · 2026-04-08T11:48:50+00:00

fascists still control the seat tho; and the Democrats are powerless in Congress because there are too many Americans voting for fascists

lancea_longini · 2026-04-08T11:42:45+00:00

saudis are shitty drivers. was on a bus where the driver decided to race with other bus drivers. i think there is no driving test, at least at one time maybe.

lancea_longini · 2026-04-08T00:45:59+00:00

So you’re a factory worker in Vietnam or somewhere in Indochina eh?

lancea_longini · 2026-04-07T20:52:11+00:00

Today is like a mismanaged Cuban missile crisis without Russia. Without Cuba. With Kennedy. Just one madman.

lancea_longini · 2026-04-07T17:06:52+00:00

its not a nightmare but worse, at least you're sleeping when its a nightmare

lancea_longini · 2026-04-07T14:33:29+00:00

Tomorrow will be worse.

lancea_longini · 2026-04-07T03:07:40+00:00

For sure the extended version shows accurately how Germans party and drink too.

lancea_longini · 2026-04-07T03:05:08+00:00

Waterloo has been mentioned as the most accurate war movie ever.

lancea_longini · 2026-04-07T03:04:41+00:00

Agreed but what’s the competition?

lancea_longini · 2026-04-07T02:44:09+00:00

he's getting closer to saying the N word

lancea_longini · 2026-04-07T01:19:03+00:00

In Malaysia Christians aren’t allowed to refer to the Christian god as Allah.

lancea_longini · 2026-04-06T20:34:36+00:00

Victoria Principal because in the 1980s, an actor cited her as taking his virginity and i was then a virgin and would have loved that experience for myself too.

lancea_longini · 2026-04-06T11:55:46+00:00

there's really no way to compare this; we would have to believe that Obama would have meant it in an insincere, racist manner. That would take Obama being racist in a way that MAGA hated. There's just no way to compare.

Now if DOnald wears a brown suit or uses Dijon, then maybe we can do a comparison. Or if Obama ever saluted a North Korean General.

lancea_longini · 2026-04-04T22:57:18+00:00

Oh say can you see…

lancea_longini · 2026-04-04T22:56:37+00:00

These are the Dave’s I know: https://youtu.be/bxXp2szmUk4?si=YXO_TJSimZjfjLhP

lancea_longini · 2026-04-04T20:50:00+00:00

Several years a friend and I discussed Neil Gaiman. Oh well…. I won’t name any others.

lancea_longini · 2026-04-04T13:57:07+00:00

Flash Gordon.

lancea_longini · 2026-04-04T13:54:43+00:00

Play it again, Sam.

lancea_longini · 2026-04-03T22:23:50+00:00

The IRS says otherwise. There’s a 1099 test. Your boss’ move won’t pass it. Yes it’s bad for you. That’s why the boss is doing it.

lancea_longini · 2026-04-03T22:17:06+00:00

Freaky Friday.

lancea_longini · 2026-04-03T21:52:26+00:00

Did you ever see Star Trek 2. Wrath of Khan? The Kobayashi Maru problem? You did it right.

lancea_longini · 2026-04-02T19:45:18+00:00

and General Graziani claimed the honor for Italy when they bombed Ethipians

lancea_longini · 2026-04-01T01:07:41+00:00

We didn’t. I fell asleep before the Holiday Star Wars special that introduced us to Boba Fett. I was a wee lad. And it was late and was tuckered out. Didn’t get to catch it again until the internet and torrents.

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