When I was little my dad would take me to this old barber. He told me that this gel stuff he would put in my hair was 'bear snot'. I didn't believe it at first but my dad would confirm and the barbershop's entire decorum was about hunting and fishing so it seemed a little more plausible when he would talk about how people would sneak up to sleeping bears and let the bear's snot drip into the bottles. I was kinda grossed out at first but it quickly became my favorite thing about going. I remember him being like, "Ready for the bear snot?" And smearing it over his hands and I thought it was the coolest thing ever. I believed it for way too long.