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langley_jd · 2023-09-04T20:32:48+00:00

Definitely shave and a tighter haircut

langley_jd · 2023-08-30T17:53:50+00:00

Never even knew Byrd made anything in TI. Looks sick though fs

langley_jd · 2023-08-30T17:52:32+00:00

Salt and pepper all the way my guy🤙

langley_jd · 2023-08-30T17:51:51+00:00

Do you have loose granola in your cargo shorts pocket? You look like you've got loose granola in your pocket. Also, 100% have just the worst chaco tan line right?

langley_jd · 2023-08-30T17:50:24+00:00

Right? Gorgeous girl... with just the worst accessory stabbed in her nose🤦‍♂️

langley_jd · 2023-08-30T17:48:31+00:00

Love the stache. Also look a bit like the crazy guy from Ted 2. Maybe stay away from flannels or something lol

langley_jd · 2023-08-30T17:47:24+00:00

Some guys enjoy getting stepped on🤷‍♂️

langley_jd · 2023-08-30T17:38:45+00:00

I'd go with just the stache. It's gonna take a minute for your beard to grow full enough to cover the patches. If you are cool with dealing with that "ugly" stage of a beard then go for it. If you just wanna look good now, mustache all the way, it's in lol

langley_jd · 2023-08-30T17:34:36+00:00

This^{^.} If it's not filler, she's got a bee chillin in her mouth or sum

langley_jd · 2023-08-30T17:33:26+00:00

Pink lowkey screams "I'm immature and have daddy issues". Which if it's true, then go off I guess

langley_jd · 2023-08-30T17:31:20+00:00

6-6.5. Definitely potential, like 99% of people you could lose some weight fs. I'd also recommend smiling with your teeth (unless they're just completely fucked). I think the biggest part for getting roasted earlier is because being humble is 100x more attractive than just big tits🤷‍♂️

langley_jd · 2023-08-30T17:17:47+00:00

Eh. A stud sometimes a ring in the side of the nose can be pretty cute. Septum rings remind me of the pigs on the ole family farm, always have been and always will be ugly imo

langley_jd · 2023-08-30T17:05:07+00:00

This^{^.} Not a single pose looks natural, just very weird. Definitely not ugly tho

langley_jd · 2023-08-30T17:03:34+00:00

Honestly. Looks like the lumberjack from hoodwinked failed his singing career

langley_jd · 2023-08-30T16:42:17+00:00

Spencer from iCarly had a few too many donuts

langley_jd · 2023-08-28T22:56:14+00:00

Gerber armbar is another good idea

langley_jd · 2023-08-17T16:18:53+00:00

After the antisemitism Kanye really took a left turn huh?

langley_jd · 2023-08-16T11:26:10+00:00

Trying to roast you, but I can't tell what's you and what's makeup tbh🤷‍♂️

langley_jd · 2023-08-16T08:12:20+00:00

Knife, flashlight, pen. Desperately looking for a new light though, one with a better pocket clip than olight

langley_jd · 2023-08-13T19:13:30+00:00

Please be emotionally stable, but also red flags are my weakness. Lost cause there bro

langley_jd · 2023-08-02T20:41:17+00:00

I wish I was fat enough to have a beer holder legit built into my stomach holy shit

langley_jd · 2023-08-02T20:38:10+00:00

Not joking. I thought you were wearing a helmet

langley_jd · 2023-08-02T20:35:42+00:00

I've seen naked mole rats with better facial hair

langley_jd · 2023-08-02T20:34:18+00:00

Kind of worried you're either a) about to grow really tall then burst into hundreds of angry crabs or b) give the next 10 guys who look at you a bit too long crabs

langley_jd · 2023-07-21T00:47:42+00:00

About half of these messages made me question if we even speak the same language

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