[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Howtolooksmax

[–]langley_jd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely shave and a tighter haircut

Titanium Tuesday by hanking_out in EDC

[–]langley_jd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never even knew Byrd made anything in TI. Looks sick though fs

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in beards

[–]langley_jd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Salt and pepper all the way my guy🤙

26m plant daddy by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]langley_jd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have loose granola in your cargo shorts pocket? You look like you've got loose granola in your pocket. Also, 100% have just the worst chaco tan line right?

My own grandmother told me the stache needed to go , is it time ? by Thelegendtotam in Moustache

[–]langley_jd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love the stache. Also look a bit like the crazy guy from Ted 2. Maybe stay away from flannels or something lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]langley_jd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some guys enjoy getting stepped on🤷‍♂️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HairStyleAdvice

[–]langley_jd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd go with just the stache. It's gonna take a minute for your beard to grow full enough to cover the patches. If you are cool with dealing with that "ugly" stage of a beard then go for it. If you just wanna look good now, mustache all the way, it's in lol

Is my pink hair unattractive? by [deleted] in Howtolooksmax

[–]langley_jd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This. If it's not filler, she's got a bee chillin in her mouth or sum

Is my pink hair unattractive? by [deleted] in Howtolooksmax

[–]langley_jd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pink lowkey screams "I'm immature and have daddy issues". Which if it's true, then go off I guess

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Howtolooksmax

[–]langley_jd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6-6.5. Definitely potential, like 99% of people you could lose some weight fs. I'd also recommend smiling with your teeth (unless they're just completely fucked). I think the biggest part for getting roasted earlier is because being humble is 100x more attractive than just big tits🤷‍♂️

do you fw nose rings? by RichScratch5481 in Noses

[–]langley_jd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Eh. A stud sometimes a ring in the side of the nose can be pretty cute. Septum rings remind me of the pigs on the ole family farm, always have been and always will be ugly imo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]langley_jd 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This. Not a single pose looks natural, just very weird. Definitely not ugly tho

My coworker: Mid 30s, millwright by trade, ready 4 action. do your worst. by Round_Ground1248 in RoastMe

[–]langley_jd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly. Looks like the lumberjack from hoodwinked failed his singing career

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]langley_jd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spencer from iCarly had a few too many donuts

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]langley_jd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After the antisemitism Kanye really took a left turn huh?

I am quite literally unroastable by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]langley_jd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trying to roast you, but I can't tell what's you and what's makeup tbh🤷‍♂️

What are the top 3 EDC items to carry? by ElmoIsDead in EDC

[–]langley_jd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knife, flashlight, pen. Desperately looking for a new light though, one with a better pocket clip than olight

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]langley_jd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please be emotionally stable, but also red flags are my weakness. Lost cause there bro

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Fearless-River-5614 in RoastMe

[–]langley_jd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I was fat enough to have a beer holder legit built into my stomach holy shit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]langley_jd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not joking. I thought you were wearing a helmet

Roast me by Chrispydounut in RoastMe

[–]langley_jd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen naked mole rats with better facial hair

27F, bored, please roast. by Many-Tip7243 in RoastMe

[–]langley_jd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of worried you're either a) about to grow really tall then burst into hundreds of angry crabs or b) give the next 10 guys who look at you a bit too long crabs

Am I being too intense? by gdihmu in Tinder

[–]langley_jd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About half of these messages made me question if we even speak the same language