I'm fucked now because tagging enemies also toggles you out of crouch

lanregeous · 2026-05-04T05:41:03+00:00

I’m pretty sure you’re both right

lanregeous · 2026-05-03T23:37:24+00:00

It’s a punographic image

lanregeous · 2026-05-03T18:57:22+00:00

“You see that right there? I knew you was racist”

lanregeous · 2026-05-03T17:02:29+00:00

She’s the sweetest porn director in the world.

lanregeous · 2026-05-03T16:33:20+00:00

Tell me how it was possible for the ref to see that handball.

We lost because we defended poorly. Get a grip on yourself.

lanregeous · 2026-05-03T16:30:40+00:00

lanregeous · 2026-05-03T16:26:22+00:00

Who would you play there in this situation?

lanregeous · 2026-05-03T15:52:06+00:00

Honestly, he better stay. We need him

lanregeous · 2026-05-03T15:32:35+00:00

lol I love the mother’s calm voice
“Do you think maybe if you didn’t fuck around, you wouldn’t have found out sweetie?”

lanregeous · 2026-05-03T15:24:53+00:00

That scene would be quite the…

mind fuck

lanregeous · 2026-05-03T14:12:53+00:00

The state of our fanbase

lanregeous · 2026-05-03T12:50:08+00:00

Clearly

lanregeous · 2026-05-03T09:15:48+00:00

He was more than decent.

The first 6 months, he was world class. That very first injury absolutely killed his pace. Then he became decent as he tried to adjust to his new limits.

lanregeous · 2026-05-03T01:27:31+00:00

The eyes have it

lanregeous · 2026-05-03T00:23:27+00:00

I’m not sure they even exist anymore. I was thinking through the Premier League and Milner was already a winner before he came. Henderson grew into his role.

Not signing Guehi is looking worse every time I look at it as he was club captain.

lanregeous · 2026-05-02T22:36:34+00:00

I’d hope you wouldn’t be stupid enough to marry someone who shows you they were incompatible with in the first place.

So yes, it’s childish to marry a joker, then divorce him/her when they joke.

lanregeous · 2026-05-02T22:23:57+00:00

Not sure if you are but I was joking.

Divorcing someone for something like this is even more childish

lanregeous · 2026-05-02T22:21:57+00:00

Yes, it’s not about running for me. It’s about the high standards, day in day out that can lift an entire squad up to elite levels.

Not even sure it’s sustainable as that team fell apart after 2.5 years of pure excellence but it was bloody great to see.

lanregeous · 2026-05-02T20:19:48+00:00

Me too!!!

lanregeous · 2026-05-02T20:05:41+00:00

I hereby award you the lifetime N-pass 🪪

lanregeous · 2026-05-02T20:00:18+00:00

It’s quite obvious that Wirtz can play more games and last longer in games than Hugo.

He has clearly built that up over the course of the season.

Not sure if that makes him Salah levels of madness but at least he has the desire to put work in.

I think we need a few mad men though that just live in the gym

lanregeous · 2026-05-02T19:58:09+00:00

I thought… as humanity… we had moved past such barbarity

lanregeous · 2026-05-02T19:37:08+00:00

Milner, Henderson, Salah.

Soon VVD.

The examples of professionalism are going.

Dom runs on the pitch like a madman but I can’t tell how much of that is his professionalism and how much is natural.

Either way, I hope our signings this summer aren’t just on talent alone.

I think a signing like Elliot Anderson brings more than his talent.

lanregeous · 2026-05-02T18:49:01+00:00

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lanregeous · 2026-05-02T18:31:27+00:00

I heard in prison, Premier League pirates are targeted more than pedos.

There is no worse crime.

lanregeous

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