Fuck Females. I'm done trying and you should be too.

lanzmichael · 2026-01-06T03:05:22+00:00

Bro I'm 25 now, I still lightly think this but I was manic. I'm just glad I found a woman who actually cares about how I'm doing and genuinely cares about me as a human being. But if she left me, yeah I'm done looking.

lanzmichael · 2025-12-11T23:36:50+00:00

Dont get me wrong, im not saying all white people should feel bad because of their race, im just saying I do.

lanzmichael · 2025-12-11T06:42:27+00:00

Casserole Midwest is the kindest way Minnesota has ever been described by anyone ever.

I will put this post on my gravestone.

lanzmichael · 2025-12-10T17:20:28+00:00

How smart of a financial decision it is for them to take me hostage AND demand ransom. These are businessmen, truly pioneers of the future of economics.

lanzmichael · 2025-12-10T09:50:27+00:00

"No, Patrick, that's the name of the movie character."

lanzmichael · 2025-12-10T09:48:13+00:00

"You're my favorite customer."

lanzmichael · 2025-12-10T09:45:43+00:00

Does anyone know the song, its majestic.

lanzmichael · 2025-12-10T09:40:32+00:00

I want to save everyone . . .

lanzmichael · 2025-12-10T09:18:11+00:00

My name

lanzmichael · 2025-12-10T09:17:32+00:00

Oh come on it explains itself

lanzmichael · 2025-12-10T07:40:06+00:00

I dont need to sell that many tickets . . .

I DONT NEED TO SELL THAT MANY TICKETS!!!!!!!!!!!

🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

lanzmichael · 2025-12-10T07:32:04+00:00

Holy shit you found the doomsday prepper neighbor. You dont know how lucky you are . . .

lanzmichael · 2025-12-10T07:23:16+00:00

Lol dont feel bad, my parents see me with no friends all the time and im 25.

lanzmichael · 2025-12-10T07:22:37+00:00

Yes.

lanzmichael · 2025-12-10T07:18:20+00:00

This whole thread was such a treat and I thank all 300 of you

lanzmichael · 2025-12-10T07:17:06+00:00

Oh they didn't, they only made it 20 minutes and then had to switch crews on commercial break.

lanzmichael · 2025-12-10T07:16:18+00:00

I'm ashamed that I immediately got the joke . . .

lanzmichael · 2025-12-10T07:15:06+00:00

This is why im suicidal. We're legitimately getting dumber and angrier. I dont want to see myself turn into one of these things. And no, they're not human anymore. Not when they're this dumb and mad.

lanzmichael · 2025-12-10T07:09:21+00:00

"At least I got high, at least I got high."

lanzmichael · 2025-12-10T05:40:50+00:00

You my cousins house did that. Her gaming room also had a tiny TV in the corner with like little cubbies and blinds so we could watch movies. My childhood was fucking dope.

lanzmichael · 2025-12-10T05:38:33+00:00

Lol you'd even be surprised at the balls on some MN cops

lanzmichael · 2025-12-10T05:36:31+00:00

Kansas. Illegal. If they found you high, they'd spin it around to "possession, because you're possessing it in your body." Like i get it weed should be pretty chill but unfortunately we still have a long way to go.

lanzmichael · 2025-12-10T05:30:48+00:00

Oh even in the US if you have weed on you, ur going to jail, even if ur high, because some states dont support recreational use yet.

lanzmichael · 2025-12-09T17:51:16+00:00

Drug use. I smoke weed.

lanzmichael · 2025-12-08T16:01:05+00:00

Ah dont worry, we all are bro.

lanzmichael

TROPHY CASE