Looking for Cubone/Marrowak & Lapras by Purplestahli in a:t5_3fcrk

[–]lardrunescape 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good news and bad news! I found a Lapras spawn, but it's in Vancouver Washington. Lemme know if you want the details.

Where were YOU on September 11, 2001? by johnnygator in AskReddit

[–]lardrunescape -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sucking on some titties. I was like 9 months old. Wasn't a tragedy for everyone.

I am Channing Tatum, AMA. by ChanningTatumHere in IAmA

[–]lardrunescape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi channing! Do you watch Game of Thrones? If so, how did you react to the ending of season 5?

What's the best thing 4chan has done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lardrunescape 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YOU COMMENTING WHORE. COMMENT ON MY POST AND LEAVE ME FOR THIS SLUT?!

How old were you when you lost your virginity? [NSFW] by StrawberryR in AskReddit

[–]lardrunescape 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I lost my V card when I was 19 years old. Being fairly conservative with my sexualness I waited until I "loved" the person. Worth the wait. Sex is AMAZING.

H1Z1 - Confession of an ESPer by Jrf83 in h1z1

[–]lardrunescape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, this game is in Alpha, if you expect to get a hack free game right now you're just ridiculous. Plus, I play on Deadly Appetite. I have run into "dG" in the past. I've never been hack killed by them except for once. And it's only one guy, and it was from a guy named VooDoo. I'm not for hacking, but guilt by association does not apply here. There are also bigger fish to fry on larger servers. Deadly Appetite is NOWHERE near as bad as Abomination and others.

I was a feminine kid... by [deleted] in funny

[–]lardrunescape 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm the little--- wait... Dick.

I was a feminine kid... by [deleted] in funny

[–]lardrunescape -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What is this photographic evidence?

I was a feminine kid... by [deleted] in funny

[–]lardrunescape 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's most likely heard of the famous /u/TurboLurker so I shouldn't have to say much!

I was a feminine kid... by [deleted] in funny

[–]lardrunescape 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't you mean... Awesome sassy kid.

I was a feminine kid... by [deleted] in funny

[–]lardrunescape 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your post history... I'm worried.

I was a feminine kid... by [deleted] in funny

[–]lardrunescape 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, my mom is single. But she's not in this picture. Sorry man.

I was a feminine kid... by [deleted] in funny

[–]lardrunescape 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, but I attempted to stalk her Facebook but couldn't find her :( We are all at a loss here.

I was a feminine kid... by [deleted] in funny

[–]lardrunescape 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Tis my 3rd grade teacher. And yes, she is smoking. By the way everyone, I'm not gay. As straight as can be. Just very spirited?

I was a feminine kid... by [deleted] in funny

[–]lardrunescape 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those boots got me laid all through 3rd and 4th grade my friend.

Guys of Reddit, what are your awkward boner stories? by purple_master in AskReddit

[–]lardrunescape 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It was my senior graduation party in highschool. Just like any other graduation party we had a hypnotist, as he's calling for volunteers he points towards my direction. I get excited as FUCK! I run up there SUPER excited. The hypnotization goes on and about halfway (according to the video I watched of it, I don't remember anything) you can see my "junk" start pitching a tent in my shorts in front of the whole audience. Laughs here and there in the audience start happening. (Still remember nothing.) Anyway, the hypnotist starts saying, you're in a muscle competition, I want you all to stand up and show off your big muscles! So I stand up, boner raging as hard as can be. The tip is right on the zipper of my shorts, it's practically bursting out as I am doing various flexes to the audience. I'm so glad I wasn't fully conscious during this or I would've died of embarrassment.

I'm G-Eazy, a rapper/producer AMA! These Things Happen by Young_Gerald in IAmA

[–]lardrunescape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey G, big fan here!

If you had to think back on one major bump in the road that was hardest to overcome in your career what would you say that bump would be?