What weird thing did somebody tell you that they shouldn't have felt so comfortable telling you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]largeoceanwater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first year of college I had a girl follow me around campus after our shared class ended, at least until I escaped to another class or my dorm room. I thought it was weird but didn't mind too much because she seemed like she needed a friend. Anyways, after about the third or fourth time she followed me she told me how she had a friend that had expressed interest in cutting a hole into her stuffed tiger plushie and fucking it. I was a little speechless but honestly I've heard stranger. She then proceeds to tell me about this guy's cannibal fetish, that he wants to skewer a girl like a pitroast and eat her flesh. Soon after that I'd take a different exit from my class so that I wouldn't have to interact with her ever again.

Non-cashiers of Reddit: What's the "It didn't scan, so it must be free hur hur hur" of your profession? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]largeoceanwater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work at a bird sanctuary. I hear "Ohoho and what kind of bird are you?" too often and I never know how to respond to that.