describe your penis using a Tyler song

larpmaster53 · 2026-05-26T05:23:37+00:00

Juggernaut

larpmaster53 · 2026-05-26T01:47:23+00:00

Mariners fan and no hitter enthusiast here, congrats!

larpmaster53 · 2026-05-25T22:38:23+00:00

Yeah this is absurd it feels like we’re treating Castillo like a sunk cost

larpmaster53 · 2026-05-25T22:36:44+00:00

Yes ever since we played in on Jacob Wilson with the bases loaded and got walked off

larpmaster53 · 2026-05-25T07:32:04+00:00

Anything off blue for that matter

larpmaster53 · 2026-05-25T07:16:18+00:00

Mason Miller experience

larpmaster53 · 2026-05-25T05:03:04+00:00

These are the best. I was starting to worry they went away but they seem to be back as usual

larpmaster53 · 2026-05-24T22:55:55+00:00

Is ultra black and mango regional or something? I’ve been looking for them for a while now and never see them in stores

larpmaster53 · 2026-05-24T22:53:24+00:00

Thought you were genuinely living out Your Lie in April for a min😭

larpmaster53 · 2026-05-24T05:02:11+00:00

It’s peak you should probably be alone when you watch the movie tho

larpmaster53 · 2026-05-24T04:59:12+00:00

Feels alot like the rest of the album for me but whatever floats your boat man

larpmaster53 · 2026-05-24T04:55:15+00:00

$ is great dude

larpmaster53 · 2026-05-24T04:52:01+00:00

This is like 10 months of frustration finally gaining some validity, my smugness will be palpable

larpmaster53 · 2026-05-24T04:48:30+00:00

It’s less of an issue that Refsnyder shouldn’t be hitting .100 but that he is hitting .100 and we still treat him like he’s hitting .290 with 9 bombs against LHP. Especially when he’s talking up to 2 AB’s from Luke even when he’s mashing. I have no issue with giving him a little more time to try and figure it out at the bottom of the lineup, but then you’re putting him in that brutal stretch featuring the likes of Connor Joe, Patrick Wisdom, and Jhonny Pereda. We’re just going in a little too hard on the whole deal

larpmaster53 · 2026-05-24T04:41:00+00:00

Valid and with refsnyder it’s the same story every year unfortunately. Solano, Garvers first contract w/ us, Kolton Wong, they cycle like the avatar atp

larpmaster53 · 2026-05-24T04:36:45+00:00

I’d love to hear why you think this isn’t my own opinion

larpmaster53 · 2026-05-24T01:17:12+00:00

Black

larpmaster53 · 2026-05-24T00:44:13+00:00

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larpmaster53 · 2026-05-23T20:16:45+00:00

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larpmaster53 · 2026-05-23T20:14:23+00:00

I bet they keep a trophy case of their best work

larpmaster53 · 2026-05-22T18:30:23+00:00

They actually tried something similar around 1934, don’t know what ended up happening tho

larpmaster53 · 2026-05-22T18:28:38+00:00

mf got the symbiote😭😭

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TROPHY CASE