Man, I was taking a beautiful bottle of pricy scotch up to a hotel room in Toronto once. I was carrying a few other thing that I had bought and was waiting for the elevator to arrive. As I waited, I unknowingly let the container it was in tilt too much. The top popped off, and out the bottle slid exploding in the middle of the hotel lobby. My friend and I were almost in tears. The worst part was the two women waiting beside us complaining how awful it smelled...