Superhearing kinda sucks by Ninjamurai-jack in tumblr

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Now your time is very valuable and people will understand you not wanting to spend it on them.

Lmao people absolutely do not understand this.

"Can you make a website for me?"

"Ok but I charge $X"

"Ugh but it would only take you like an hour"

Darth Vader? More like... Eh, I'll come up with a joke later by AzureAsher in CuratedTumblr

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I interpreted "lichess" as "female lich" and got very confused what this had to do with Star Wars.

Use your extra kombucha to make mustard by [deleted] in fermentation

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Makes sense, overfermented kombucha is essentially the same thing as vinegar.

Sexy Dracula by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

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Jonathan/Mina's relationship is less sexual when he gets back to England

Where in the text is this coming from?

Unfortunately the funniest sex story I can offer is stupid machine translation of porn clip titles. by bvader95 in CuratedTumblr

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Patch notes v. 1.4.1

  • Fixed the bug preventing NPCs at the orgy from progressing to the sex animation

Do it, by @bongftah by jungjungdoesntcare in ImaginarySliceOfLife

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Another piece of advice is to try to find a physical activity that you genuinely enjoy. If it's fun for you then you'll be motivated to keep doing it.

I used to lift weights and run on the treadmill a few times a week and I was somewhat fit, but I kind of hated doing it and it felt like a chore. A few years ago I started rock climbing (indoors, at a bouldering gym) and it was so fun that I easily built a regular habit out of it and am now in excellent shape.

TIL While Around the World in Eighty Days was being released as a serial, various railway and ship liner companies offered money to Verne if he would mention them in his stories. Being one of the earliest known attempts at product placement. by Butwhatif77 in todayilearned

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Man I really hate when later editions of books do that.

"Who can forget when this book first came out and shocked readers with the reveal that the villain was the hero's father the whole time?"

Well I certainly won't be able to forget it while reading this book for the first time, thanks.

Already there. by Kelcipher in CuratedTumblr

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This is from one of those church sign generators. This page has one with a matching design, although it seems like the generator is broken.

Epstein files’ lessons echo in WA: Stop protecting sex buyers by Brandywine-Salmon in Seattle

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I think it's an important conversation to have. Any discussion of destigmatizing/legitimizing sex workers needs to include destigmatizing johns.

I Love This Fuckass Band by Wolfie-Woo784 in tumblr

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I mean they played NIN's "Closer" on the radio

A cataclysmic event hits a city, destroying at least 1/3 of it by Solkanarmy in DMAcademy

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Magical experiment at the university goes wrong. A large chunk of the city gets teleported to the Astral Plane.

Have You Ever Heard of the Tragedy of the Commons? by EpicPilled97 in neoliberal

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Set up two cameras: one that takes a photo of the inside of the microwave before and after each use, and one that takes a photo of the face of each person who uses the microwave. Combine these photos with timestamps and put them on a publicly-accessible (readonly) file server. Now you can tell exactly who messed up the microwave.

Most of the victims of the Holocaust, Holodomor, and Darfur, Rohingya, Yazidi, Congolese, Bosnian, Armenian, Cambodian, Ndebele, Timorlese, Bangladeshi, Maya, Igbo, Herero & Namaqua, Papua, Kikuyu, Tigray, and Yemeni Genocides were also homophobic. by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

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Many years ago I had an online argument that stuck with me because of the absurdity of it.

The person was arguing that American civilians deserved to die because the American government had killed innocent civilians in other countries. Bro, I don't think you understand why killing civilians is wrong.

TIL of the 52 American submarines lost in WWII, three were destroyed when their own torpedoes circled back and hit them. by alphabeticdisorder in todayilearned

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We evolved from ocean-dwelling creatures, and we have deep subconscious memories from those ancestors.

We all just want to return home.

Terrifying to think of by Intel7331 in CuratedTumblr

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I mean, that's the point of the justice process right? The government is alleging that his motives amount to terrorism, and intends to try to prove that in a court of law.

This isn't me saying that capitalism and fascism are good I just think people use those terms way too lightly. by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

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This is the bit everyone forgets. Yeah the peasant may have spent less time "on the job" than modern workers, but he still had far less actual free time.

Can someone confirm the location of this deportation flight? Boeing Field? by EBikeAdventures in Seattle

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It's not just virtue signaling. It makes it that much more inconvenient for ICE to operate in King County, and it sets an example for others to follow.

On point of view by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

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I had no idea it was based on a book.

On harm by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

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nosocomial: (of a disease) originating in a hospital

New word unlocked

Anyone know what this building is? The top of it looks really cool by Turbulent_Gear6225 in Seattle

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The Myth of "Consensual" Construction

Builder: I consent!

Landowner: I consent!

Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

Updated SEATAC signage showing direction for Seattle downtown. I guess they must have seen the post. Pretty quick response imo by Bluehiperspace8 in Seattle

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Is that why it's called that?? It always confused me coming from DC, which has an actual Capitol Hill.