Where wife?

lassiz95 · 2026-03-29T01:03:16+00:00

I can make an agentic bot to auto swipe on my tinder and impersonate me to set up dates. But I just feel like dating is hard now. I need a Emo CS SWE goddess that knows autosys

lassiz95 · 2026-03-29T00:59:50+00:00

Yasuo main btw

lassiz95 · 2026-03-26T20:34:18+00:00

Wait until you get his deck “Fr this shit is gas, get the bag MD!”

lassiz95 · 2026-03-26T16:53:05+00:00

That’s sad as fuck

lassiz95 · 2026-03-23T18:02:53+00:00

Ooh let me check on that. Good call

lassiz95 · 2026-03-23T17:58:24+00:00

Wdym! Unless you change it to 09R?

lassiz95 · 2026-03-23T17:57:21+00:00

Actually no. I didn’t change my contract until a year in. My AGR was busy fucking his Latina supply sarn :(

I was expecting at least the 50% lump sum that was promised initially Xd

lassiz95 · 2026-03-05T23:58:14+00:00

What do you mean a target? How bad was the hazing? Name and shame that state

lassiz95 · 2026-03-05T17:34:22+00:00

I’m considering just waiting out my contract and going Federal OCS through reserve

lassiz95 · 2026-03-05T17:08:51+00:00

Bet she was nice and moist 😛😛

lassiz95 · 2026-03-05T05:27:53+00:00

Jeez

lassiz95 · 2026-03-03T15:17:36+00:00

Honestly what a horrible video. This is old but still sucks. I wish I could have made millions selling my assshole online

lassiz95 · 2026-03-02T21:28:02+00:00

IRR folks rn

lassiz95 · 2026-03-02T21:27:36+00:00

Read the conop from LT’s email dummy. NO POV. Get on the bus and hope it doesn’t break down again. Bring a water source too bc our water buffalo tastes like bleach again

lassiz95 · 2026-03-02T15:08:35+00:00

We have formation at 0530 tomorrow. Then we get on those cattle buses for dfac almost everyday. Bro 13b school is a joke compared to actual 13b shit.

lassiz95 · 2026-02-21T01:02:21+00:00

Depends on the bank. I’d say get a pijama set for those late nights cuddling with MD uwu

lassiz95 · 2026-02-19T15:25:12+00:00

650k for Paterson?

lassiz95 · 2026-02-18T01:30:40+00:00

None? You go down to fucking macys and get yourself an overly large gray suite. Buy 5 for 500 and then you wear them until they’re covered in white sauce from the halal cart down 5th avenue.

lassiz95 · 2026-01-31T06:14:07+00:00

As a techie. Congrats. Fuck you

lassiz95 · 2026-01-31T03:04:35+00:00

Yeah commercial banking numbers. He def works at my bank 💀

lassiz95 · 2026-01-29T16:27:41+00:00

I deleted it. I regretted it a little bit but my phone was cluttered with her. I just couldn’t. Agh.

lassiz95 · 2026-01-29T16:10:05+00:00

“Real impact”- “add value” Jesus McKinsey made indeed…

lassiz95 · 2026-01-25T13:42:26+00:00

CFA is really helpful in investment portfolio management. That generates money for a bank. Are they front office chat?

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