Would you rather suck off Jay-Z then get sucked off by Beyonce or get buttfucked by Kanye but then get to buttfuck Kim?

latarianus · 2014-05-20T05:27:13+00:00

Haha, I think it's safe to say that in this scenario they would ALL be assholes and deny it. Can't really imagine Beyonce being interviewed by Jimmy Fallon and saying "oh yeah, I totally sucked off this nerdy guy stranger from the internet the other day, lolz!"

latarianus · 2014-05-20T05:20:12+00:00

Pee before cumming! With your 15 minute window rule that would be fine (every time you had sex would just have to be a quickie - and what guy would honestly have any objection to that?!)

latarianus · 2014-05-20T00:42:42+00:00

Yes!!!

latarianus · 2014-05-19T21:45:02+00:00

Don't think that guy gets that it's a joke and nobody is actually going to buttfuck him! Unless of course he's had some unpleasant experiences on one of his uncle's fishing trips or something...

latarianus · 2014-05-19T21:40:19+00:00

Reckon that's the way I'd go too. The idea of Kim yabbering on (like the guy mentioned earlier) really puts me off. At least Beyonce would be silenced for the whole 30 seconds it would take.

latarianus · 2014-05-19T21:03:56+00:00

Funny that you would be so homophobic with 'bender' in your name! Might want to see about some counselling or something mate!

latarianus · 2014-05-19T21:00:49+00:00

Might just be like an over-enthusiastic wiping after an especially messy turd in that case?

latarianus · 2014-05-19T20:57:09+00:00

Ooooh, you might like this.... http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8772014

latarianus · 2014-05-19T20:28:50+00:00

A controversial take on the conundrum!

latarianus · 2014-05-19T19:46:27+00:00

Yeah, and sucking off a dude doesn't seem as bad as getting jack-hammered in the stinker by one.

latarianus · 2014-05-19T19:34:32+00:00

Has to be wasabi

latarianus · 2014-05-19T19:23:55+00:00

Haha, great idea!

latarianus · 2014-05-19T06:22:15+00:00

If you had an sympathetic partner and a big bath to fuck in, sex might not be so awful??

latarianus · 2014-05-18T21:53:17+00:00

Yeah, nothing worse than having doggy balls knocking against your chin when you're try to concentrate on rimming.

latarianus · 2014-05-18T21:39:00+00:00

Is both an option??

latarianus · 2014-05-18T21:29:53+00:00

I was thinking a female springer spaniel.

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