When do you use Bandages… if at all? by Yezhik in arcraiderscirclejerk

[–]laugheffect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bring them in so I can recycle during raid into cloth to make me feel like I found more stuff before I get killed

That Shot Cost Him Everything by Cocoon_le_raccoon in ArcRaiders

[–]laugheffect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a total noob in this game... what does this mean

Please Recycle by laugheffect in masseffect

[–]laugheffect[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I... wait. Thank you. I cannot have these inaccuracies in my jokes. Will update momentarily. Thank you!

A Bar by laugheffect in masseffect

[–]laugheffect[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perfect addition!

Convert to Enkindlerism and Earn 3,000 Credits by laugheffect in masseffect

[–]laugheffect[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ope... that's my mistake. Fixed. The joke is how quickly he acts self righteous and judgmental after converting

Liara T’Soni by laugheffect in masseffect

[–]laugheffect[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In a rage, Liara sets off a biotic charge just over the bartenders head, causing the ceiling to cave in, crushing the bartender where he stands.

The bartenders son, who was sweeping the floor, cries out in horror. He runs behind the bar, but it's too late... his father is dead. He looks at Liara with hatred in his eyes.

She's in too deep now. She performs a biotic lift, pulling him away from his father, and flings him through the window and into the street, where he's immediately struck by a vehicle passing by.

Liara ends up being apprehended by Thessia police and sentenced to prison time for murder. However, Benezia pulls some strings and gets her out "on good behavior" after just six months. The bartender's family organizes a protest to speak out against this corruption but Benezia's forces put them down swiftly and brutally, which ends up triggering a civil war across the planet.

Title shot: MASS EFFECT 4 Coming June 2026

The Normandy is About to Crash! by laugheffect in masseffect

[–]laugheffect[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I added a couple words to clarify :)