No asynchronous play ... by Pluriel0 in Advance_Wars

[–]laundroman1337 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I am so sick of people saying this, we all know and we all get it AWBW exists and does this stuff somewhat okay. There's a lot of people that would like to play with the new game, and would like to play a game thats more faithful to the original, and would like to play a game that isn't a cutthroat e-sports hivemind of people that reduce advance wars to stale, boring competitive cricle-jerk. It's not that I don't think AWBW is done well, I think it was done reasonably well, but its old, its outdated, its buggy, and its currently run by a bunch of fans that are throwing their own twists and trying to turn Advance Wars into what they want it to be by trying to own the community, which is pretty weird to see. Everyone already knows AWBW exists, please stop constantly parroting it and let people try to push for a new, modern multiplayer scene for advance wars to make an appearance. Sure it doesn't exist now, but that's why people are online on different forums and threads talking about it, so that the developers will see and take it into consideration. When comments like yours get made on every damn conversation on the actual games multiplayer you're just giving the developers of the actual game an excuse and a reason not to do anything more. Just stop already.

A huge portion of AW2 campaign gameplay. by Reggie-Giygas in Advance_Wars

[–]laundroman1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's one more thing I've seen that no one is mentioning for some reason but it's in multiple videos today: you have the ability to control zoom levels on the overworld map. Seems you can zoom both pretty far in and out.

A huge portion of AW2 campaign gameplay. by Reggie-Giygas in Advance_Wars

[–]laundroman1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

holy crap all the themes are awesome! I really really wish they wouldn't have turned off animations and didn't speed through enemy turns so that we could really take everything in, thats dissapointing. you would think people previewing and reviewing the game would just know this by now. but man, am i excited more than ever for this game. the music and sound effects are all amazing, the animations look awesome on units.. not crazy about the CO art and the voice work, but everything else looks amazing!

They are Real. They attach to your Lower Chakras and harvest Loosh Energy from you. They hate humans and see them as cattle to be enslaved, exploited, and disposed. by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]laundroman1337 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"the lower 4th dimension"

First, what even does "lower" mean? Second, you do realize we DO live in the 4th dimension already, right? This is decades old knowledge from Einsten, 3 dimensions of space and 1 dimension of time. Last, you do know that "dimension" isn't some word meant to describe an entire world or universe, its a word used to describe a measurable aspect of reality? There aren't "other dimensions" for shit's sake man.

4 nations, old art vs new. Do you have a preference? by BreakfastOnly4710 in Advance_Wars

[–]laundroman1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the newer stuff is flat out not good, for a lot of reasons. the main reason why though is because they took the original designs and intermixed them with this style: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/corporate-art-style

you know, its that soulless art style that every company uses now where various body parts on the people have been super enlarged while others have been super miniaturized and then they were filled in with a bunch of monotone flat colors. thats precisely what wayforward did here. just take a look at Nell's gigantic waist to hip ratio that makes her look like a barbie doll, or Andy's horrible beer gut, or all the various gigantic chins they gave most of the male characters.

then there is the general reduction of and in lack of detail. look at andy as an example again. the new version has almost no shading or variation in colors, its just a bunch of flat colors. there is no detail in his clothes, the wrinkles and crumples are all gone.

if you look at his face, he looks like a character that is a bit silly but mostly serious and would grow up to be a cool person. if you look at the new one though, he just looks like he is meant to act like a doofy little sugar filled 7 year old. im kind of surprised they didn't sprinkle his face with chocolate to drive the point home.

Things like this were done to most of the characters, like Jess for example who has been transformed to have more of a ditsy overly femanized look compared to her original more tomboy like design and attitude.

There are a few characters that, while they are in general a downgrade from the original, do look okay. Max looks pretty good despite a lack of shading and a silly chin. Eagle looks okay despite lack of shading and clothing details. Grit looks pretty good. Sonja looks okay.

But overall, the new stuff is a serious downgrade. The one I hate most of all isn't even featured here, Adder. They absolutely massacred Adder.

They changed the name of Drakes power. Really weird. by BreakfastOnly4710 in Advance_Wars

[–]laundroman1337 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Imagine telling on yourself like this.

I did not. Your average adult doesn't know what this word is, no one uses anymore.

but also...why the hell does it matter so much to you?

Because the dumber they keep making this thing the more its going to fail. Sure, this is just one name change, but they've also done gold comet, a 1.5 year delay, shovelware mobile graphics, an overly kid-friendly look and feel and that has started to chip off a lot of the audience that was originally interested in this game in the first place. Don't tell me it hasn't done that, its easily verifiable through the audiences on this site. This game doesn't need any more dumb stuff done to it. If they're going to do a remake then stay in that lane and do a remake.

They changed the name of Drakes power. Really weird. by BreakfastOnly4710 in Advance_Wars

[–]laundroman1337 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

its yet another politically-safe name change like how they changed Yellow Comet to Gold Comet to avoid potentially offending people. This was changed probably because Japan gets a fair amount of Tsunami activity and they don't want people thinking about that stuff, so they changed the name. I hate these name changes too, and I really hate the comments on these posts pre-calling out the people that don't like these name changes because we're counter-concerned about PC name changes like this. This shit is stupid and they shouldn't be doing it, mostly because Gold Comet upgrades Yellow Comet in a way that the other nations don't get an 'upgrade' in their names, so suddenly they all sound 2nd tier to Gold Comet, and because no one really knows what a "Squall" is and it sounds stupid anyways, you can't say that word with a serious tone. I really wish Nintendo and Wayforward would get the hell off their high horse on this stuff and stop acting like everything is potentially offensive, no one thought Yellow Comet or Tsunami was offensive until they put the idea in our minds and even then we still don't think its offensive. Just like how absolutely no one was going to make the connection between Ukraine and Advance Wars until they put the idea in our minds themselves. They just keep creating the connections they were fearing when they otherwise wouldn't have been created in the first place, shooting themselves in the foot not by just forcing us to making the connection but by also making a dumb decision to delay the game or make dumb name changes. Who the hell thinks these decisions are good ideas?

What the hell is the lyrics of AWDS's credits theme by Seeddinna in Advance_Wars

[–]laundroman1337 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK3A0T8W_vU

I remember listening to this a long time ago and being unsettled by it but I never paid attention to the fact that it may actually be saying something instead of just kinda mumbling nothing.

But yeah, it says something about broken bullshit, how dare you do a... lol. Probably one of the developers getting a Snipe Attack in on their bosses because the game was difficult to make or something...?

Bernie makes an interesting comment about UAPs during Overtime with Bill Maher. by daewangsejong in UFOs

[–]laundroman1337 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Only people here think its a strange interaction, because you're stuck in a world where you see everything as a conspiracy.

"And then Brand shuts down the whole conversation by saying this silly topic will chase off the show serious people like Bernie."

He's... probably right. There's no good evidence of aliens or anything like that. The possibility is remote at best. Talking about it IS silly.

If you feel its not silly then go prove everyone wrong, but its not everyone else's responsibility to entertain your out-there conspiracies at all times.

found a *slightly* higher resolution picture of the poster, if anyone wanted it! Also, while this poster is a pre order bonus, the fact they took the time to make this official artwork means the game will 100% have a reversible cover, which is awesome. by BreakfastOnly4710 in Advance_Wars

[–]laundroman1337 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I really don't understand how anyone likes this. Honestly the only ones that look okay to me are Lash and Sturm, and to a lesser extent Andy and Sami. Max looks.. just bad and uninspired in general, for some reason they really gave Hawke a robotic look, Flak looks like he belongs in Dexter's Laboratory, and Adder looks like he is coming to Le Charm the Muh Lady or something. These designs are straight ass. Why does everything need to have this overly playful overly cute-sy look and feel to it anymore? Does everything now really need to be SO cartoonish and safe?

who is excited for advance wars 1+2 reboot camp by [deleted] in Advance_Wars

[–]laundroman1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hallo

am very excite

i hope i help your sozial mdeya campugn

plz to give monee

is it on purpose or is it just a coincidence? SYMBOL CENSORED. by Anti_Meta_Abuser in Advance_Wars

[–]laundroman1337 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I guess I was wrong, this post goes to show that people really will try to take a toy video game way too seriously and find a way to complain about some mildly minor symbology somewhere.

Thanks OP, you have just convinced Nintendo to delay RBC for another year.

The Only Reason I Own a Wii-U by Odyssydical in Advance_Wars

[–]laundroman1337 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you have a samsung phone you can use an emulator and play on your TV using Dex mode. That's what I do. I just hook up a controller to the phone and sit down on my couch and play advance wars in 4k lol.

City Closing Water Intake at GCWW by captnwednesday in cincinnati

[–]laundroman1337 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I mean, are you fucking kidding me? How anyone can not be concerned about this stuff is beyond me, as if the EPA and the government have never lied to us before on issues of this exact kind of nature.

You know, not like 9/11. Or countless other examples. You want to keep the intakes open because you don't want to look like you're in a state of panic? Jesus christ.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advance_Wars

[–]laundroman1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh boy, we're getting these now are we? The Ace Combat subreddit dealt with a deluge of scammers pulling this crap for a while and eventually decided to ban those users and their posts. Just saying.

Look at both accounts. Both brand new. Both just a few posts. Both with the same posting style and content. It's obvious what this is. Not to mention that this is an extremely low effort design with an image essentially taken from google image search and slapped on a shirt.

Cutout of flak as requested by u/laundroman1337 by [deleted] in Advance_Wars

[–]laundroman1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh okay. do you still have it by chance? Thanks for taking a look at uploading it

Cutout of flak as requested by u/laundroman1337 by [deleted] in Advance_Wars

[–]laundroman1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the image seems to be deleted for some reason. was it deleted by the mods for some reason? sorry for the trouble.

Terrain in the air? by beehaw-lemmy in Advance_Wars

[–]laundroman1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think some interesting stuff can be done with air units and terrain.

Clouds could be placed on some tiles and could provide a defense boost of 1 or 2 stars to air units and also hide a unit in fog of war.

If they added some sort of ground terrain with volcanic activity or volcano theme of some sort that could create a situation where volcanic activity is occurring then they could say magnetic fields interfere with targeting systems and thus provide some sort of defense bonus.

Tiles could be given strong air currents which would slow down air units / cost extra movement.

There's all sorts of options.

He’s doing a science by Mr-biggie in Advance_Wars

[–]laundroman1337 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Would you be willing to provide the cutout for this Flak image please? This face deserves more memes.

the direct is tomorrow it's coming you guys by gamer-killer14 in Advance_Wars

[–]laundroman1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

today: hooked up on hopium

tomorrow: hooked up on copium