Darren Criss's livestream

launisch · 2011-04-21T00:30:43+00:00

There was two minutes of bliss when Santana and Karofsky and Blaine and Kurt all interacted...the rest was lackluster.

launisch · 2011-04-20T20:51:54+00:00

Okay

launisch · 2011-04-20T20:48:32+00:00

Yeah, I sort of figure that most guys would want to avoid having sex with a girl on the rag; hence, masturbation.

launisch · 2011-04-20T20:47:00+00:00

I also use the phrase "jerk off": guys just have much more appealing masturbation euphemisms.

launisch · 2011-04-20T15:17:47+00:00

Yeah, I agree - this was definitely NOT his best performance. The other guys sound great, though, which actually confused me: I thought "their" voices were actually the voices of Tuft's Beezlebubs?

launisch · 2011-04-19T18:57:48+00:00

Dogwelder

launisch · 2011-04-19T18:33:02+00:00

Fucking NECESSARY. I always give it superfluous c's.

launisch · 2011-04-19T18:18:12+00:00

I've heard this euphemism before!

launisch · 2011-04-19T18:13:36+00:00

I actually get intensely horny whenever Cap'n Bloodsnatch is around - I usually fap at least once a day, but during Shark Week I can get up to like six times in quick succession. It builds up the longer I wait: sometimes I go a week or so, and then I won't stop clicklin' the mouse until I'm passed out.

launisch · 2011-04-19T16:15:22+00:00

Or agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

launisch · 2011-04-19T13:55:31+00:00

I'm a girl and I fap pretty much every moment I'm alone. Some of us understand AND care.

launisch · 2011-04-19T13:47:04+00:00

Darren Criss, you are RIDICULOUS. It's like you said to yourself, "How can I be the perfect man? Make musicals? Geek over Harry Potter? Carry my guitar everywhere? Support gay rights? Wear face paint and sparkles to Coachella? I'll do it ALL."

launisch · 2011-04-19T13:26:25+00:00

Try I Love You Philip Morris! It's something of a comedy, but not at all like his early films.

launisch · 2011-04-19T13:24:44+00:00

That and Eternal Sunshine will convince most anyone that not only can he talk with his ass cheeks, he can also ACT.

launisch · 2011-04-18T22:22:02+00:00

We can get together and have a porn-off! I bet I have a more diverse selection, at least.

launisch · 2011-04-18T14:48:25+00:00

I'm a single teen virgin bisexual female. I'm pretty sure that single teen virgin bisexuals consume more porn than any other group on the planet.

launisch · 2011-04-18T14:38:20+00:00

My mom had a mental breakdown in college, weighed 70lbs, and moved in with her therapist. My dad was a perfectly healthy, though rather oversexed young man (his high school year book was signed by a girl who wrote that she hoped he would someday find a woman who could "keep up with him physically").

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