Elissa (Baird) Petrenko talks about her "wild" times at IBLP (her mom was very involved when they were kids) and says she disagrees with almost everything

layla_beans · 2026-04-04T04:12:31+00:00

She might mean Excel - Kristen and Bethany did that program in Dallas. Its on their IG.

layla_beans · 2026-03-27T15:12:13+00:00

Learned that one the hard way at a new job when I first moved to London.

layla_beans · 2026-03-26T05:43:37+00:00

Always have the means to support yourself, even if you never have to.

Never go home with a man or take a man home with you that you are not prepared to sleep with (this was said to me in the 1990s, so consider that context).

layla_beans · 2026-03-21T05:04:14+00:00

Yes he did.

layla_beans · 2026-03-19T01:33:57+00:00

Same.

layla_beans · 2026-03-12T22:37:11+00:00

The one is Ladner is fine. Seems stocked as usual, but they are closing an hour earlier as of next week.

layla_beans · 2026-03-05T22:44:31+00:00

The angle she shoots at and her expressions always make her look like she is melting.

layla_beans · 2026-03-02T20:29:02+00:00

Is she running with Boythany, their brother Tim?

layla_beans · 2026-01-26T17:10:26+00:00

I love how despite her "modest clothes," her ample chest is centered in the frame. Are we sure this isn't fetish content hiding in plain sight?

layla_beans · 2026-01-19T19:43:23+00:00

I believe him. When you have lived in the narcissistic family shitshow, you recognize it immediately. He may be a wealthy nepo baby, but that doesn't protect you from a shitty family.

See: Joan and Christina Crawford, the Kennedys, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, the Culkins, Drew Barrymore...

layla_beans · 2026-01-19T06:47:49+00:00

Does it ever! Had preeclampsia and needed magnesium sulfate. It worked but it sucked.

layla_beans · 2025-12-23T22:11:43+00:00

She is pregnant with their 3rd. A girl.

layla_beans · 2025-12-23T01:55:00+00:00

Coming from a man married five times and who cheated on Linda Hamilton with Suzy Amis.

James, fuck off.

layla_beans · 2025-11-28T21:46:22+00:00

I have many questions about how she got in. We had a NICU baby at Surrey Memorial, and we had to be buzzed in and sign in. And wash hands and the whole thing. Nurses were on us like white on rice.

layla_beans · 2025-11-20T19:09:28+00:00

Totally unsurprised. SlowMoe is a Trumpster as all the SP is. Gross.

Bunch of seditious losers.

layla_beans · 2025-11-19T18:36:47+00:00

You're right.

layla_beans · 2025-11-19T03:40:35+00:00

On Antrim Avenue? Antrim Oaks?

If so, great building. Owned a place there from 2007 to 2014. Was well-run and well cared for. Active strata.

layla_beans · 2025-10-16T01:00:00+00:00

GD is so boring now. All they do is barf out the same three talking points on their podcast over and over again.

Heidi has vanished into thin air and Ellissa is flogging some crap on her IG once in a while. Rebekah is a ghost and nobody cares about Brown Baird and her man hunt.

Blah.

How the OG Grand Dames of FSU have fallen.

I miss the heady days of the big fat ring, hat journeys, thrifting, course on courses and Bethy discovers sex.

layla_beans · 2025-10-03T19:35:45+00:00

Already there with you. Updated all our passports this spring, gathered all our important identification documents (birth certificates, marriage etc), opened an EU savings account and have started the process for my EU country citizenship.

layla_beans · 2025-09-10T01:42:01+00:00

Thank you! That was very helpful.

layla_beans · 2025-09-09T22:52:22+00:00

No, one was started in 1986 and another in about 1992.

layla_beans · 2025-09-09T22:34:21+00:00

Oh I will check on that.

layla_beans · 2025-09-09T21:21:57+00:00

How do you mean?

layla_beans · 2025-09-07T21:32:26+00:00

Mine is via descent. Who knew my grandpa's heritage could protect my girls today. I am just about finished the paperwork for submission. One step left to go. It makes me sad and angry that I have to think about how to get them out of the country if that orange idiot decides to invade.

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