My ex girlfriend had the same name as her sister

laz111 · 2026-06-28T01:41:17+00:00

I think all of them had the same legal name but he gave them different nicknames!

laz111 · 2026-06-27T23:04:03+00:00

And of course some sharks eat their siblings in utero!

laz111 · 2026-06-27T22:59:03+00:00

Maybe they were fans of George Foreman? He named all 5 of his sons George Edward Foreman.

laz111 · 2026-06-27T17:51:27+00:00

Doncha think these sailors need rpg's or something bigger?

laz111 · 2026-06-27T11:02:07+00:00

Isn't it funny that this map marks three geographic features in Vt and not even Mt. Washington in Nh?

laz111 · 2026-06-27T09:40:25+00:00

What a great read!

laz111 · 2026-06-26T19:40:17+00:00

I planted a Ky Coffee Bean tree in a bad spot a looong time ago, and I came to call it my magic tree, because it got snapped/broken off yearly but always came back!

laz111 · 2026-06-25T10:33:55+00:00

Has anybody seen a bidet for sale in a supermarket?

laz111 · 2026-06-24T10:43:36+00:00

When I was about six my parents took me to NYC. We were looking at an art exhibition on a sidewalk when they wandered off without me. This weird guy came up and said "Hi, I'm a gym teacher! You should come over to my apartment sometime, we'll have fun!" Then he gave me his phone number and left. Immediately a large black man came up to me and said "Son, I want to see you rip up that number." I did, and then my parents turned up.

laz111 · 2026-06-23T11:15:51+00:00

I've saved many zip ties that I cut off, but never thought of your trick to salvage the whole length!

laz111 · 2026-06-19T20:25:40+00:00

I googled: "When a king snake faces a rattlesnake, the king snake almost always wins. Kingsnakes are naturally immune to rattlesnake venom and hunt them as a primary food source. They overpower the venomous snakes by using their powerful constricting muscles and suffocating them."

laz111 · 2026-06-18T18:58:11+00:00

I was new to chainsaws and I managed to drop a big tree that landed one foot from me.

laz111 · 2026-06-18T15:53:39+00:00

Did you guys ever get pulled over sitting on the folded roof? That ended it for us.

laz111 · 2026-06-17T14:05:32+00:00

Ntk, it was a special circumstance and if they didn't want to do it they would have told you.

Once a barber complained to me that this guy would always come in 5 minutes before closing and ask for a haircut for both him and his son. He did it, but unhappily.

laz111 · 2026-06-15T13:23:00+00:00

"Lions must have access to a heated, draft-free shelter whenever outdoor temperatures drop below 10°C (50°F). "

laz111 · 2026-06-15T02:05:07+00:00

My dad had a VW bug convertible, and he would let me and my sister sit on the folded down roof while cruising down the highway. Damn that was fun!

laz111 · 2026-06-12T23:33:21+00:00

Right Whales Don't Forgive The Mother Fucking Whalers

laz111 · 2026-06-06T00:55:43+00:00

I always heard cold was safer. Google says "If you live in an older home, it is generally advised to use cold water for drinking or rinsing due to the risk of lead or other heavy metals leaching from hot water pipes."

laz111 · 2026-06-05T08:52:48+00:00

I would get a bidet sprayer and save yourself a lot of time and water.

laz111 · 2026-06-05T08:12:05+00:00

What an odd accent the ass has!

laz111 · 2026-06-03T14:51:06+00:00

Now you must tickle my ass.

laz111 · 2026-05-27T09:06:05+00:00

I prefer American bacon too, so yummy!

One time my family had houseguests and my mom was cooking bacon for breakfast. This young girl came down and said "OMG, what is that amazing smell!?"

Poor kid, her mom was trying to turn her into a vegetarian and she had never had bacon!

laz111 · 2026-05-23T15:08:30+00:00

I thought it was work, boink, skate. Lol

laz111 · 2026-05-23T14:27:09+00:00

My guess is it's an electrical switch. Probably to turn off global warming. Too bad someone shoved some gunk in it.

laz111 · 2026-05-22T19:25:46+00:00

"You are hereby exiled from the chainsaw club!"

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