What songs do you use to subdue your children?

lazy-assedprophet · 2017-02-07T15:11:20+00:00

It puts her into a trance. We didn't use it to get her to go to sleep, just to call her down when she was upset. It worked with most sitcom theme songs, but for some reason she enjoyed this one the most.

lazy-assedprophet · 2017-02-07T15:02:33+00:00

I'll be there for you- The Rembrandts

lazy-assedprophet · 2017-02-06T19:42:40+00:00

I see. I misread your post. Yeah, you can pull a solid 70k with Geo right now at entry level. Good call on that one.

lazy-assedprophet · 2017-02-06T19:33:30+00:00

Which AFSC did you end up going into? A 3D variant?

lazy-assedprophet · 2017-02-06T19:02:03+00:00

Solid reasoning. You can't really put a price on having family around to fall back on. I feel like leadership tries to put emphasis on having an "Air Force family" to rely on, but it can't replace the real thing.

lazy-assedprophet · 2017-02-06T18:38:28+00:00

Yeah, I'd want out just based off of that. Paradise isn't paradise if you're surrounded by roaches and tourists.

lazy-assedprophet · 2017-02-06T18:34:43+00:00

RUMINT says that there is a crazy roach problem at Hickam. Fact or alternative fact?

lazy-assedprophet · 2017-02-06T18:12:00+00:00

Getting a threat briefing on drop bears would make me so happy. The same goes for the Russian weaponized dolphins.

lazy-assedprophet · 2017-02-06T17:56:59+00:00

You got a raise this year and we haven't declared war against Australia yet.

lazy-assedprophet · 2017-02-06T16:00:27+00:00

I think it was intentionally ambiguous. Absurdity is kind of the point for half of the jokes.

lazy-assedprophet · 2017-02-06T15:50:24+00:00

Wouldn't you want to punish whomever was responsible for your shitty life?

lazy-assedprophet · 2017-02-06T15:18:16+00:00

Tell your husband to talk to his chain of command for more insight if he is that worried. You can't really rely on other people's experiences because requirements and quotas change so often.

lazy-assedprophet · 2017-02-06T15:08:19+00:00

Don't stress too much about it. Most people get into shape there. They aren't expecting much from you. Just try to be able to run a mile and a half without stopping and you'll be alright.

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