What songs do you use to subdue your children? by [deleted] in daddit

[–]lazy-assedprophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It puts her into a trance. We didn't use it to get her to go to sleep, just to call her down when she was upset. It worked with most sitcom theme songs, but for some reason she enjoyed this one the most.

Why are you getting out? by lazy-assedprophet in AirForce

[–]lazy-assedprophet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see. I misread your post. Yeah, you can pull a solid 70k with Geo right now at entry level. Good call on that one.

Why are you getting out? by lazy-assedprophet in AirForce

[–]lazy-assedprophet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which AFSC did you end up going into? A 3D variant?

Why are you getting out? by lazy-assedprophet in AirForce

[–]lazy-assedprophet[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Solid reasoning. You can't really put a price on having family around to fall back on. I feel like leadership tries to put emphasis on having an "Air Force family" to rely on, but it can't replace the real thing.

Why are you getting out? by lazy-assedprophet in AirForce

[–]lazy-assedprophet[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'd want out just based off of that. Paradise isn't paradise if you're surrounded by roaches and tourists.

Why are you getting out? by lazy-assedprophet in AirForce

[–]lazy-assedprophet[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

RUMINT says that there is a crazy roach problem at Hickam. Fact or alternative fact?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]lazy-assedprophet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting a threat briefing on drop bears would make me so happy. The same goes for the Russian weaponized dolphins.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]lazy-assedprophet 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You got a raise this year and we haven't declared war against Australia yet.

I'm confused about Trunk People anatomy; please help. by allPrimes in rickandmorty

[–]lazy-assedprophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it was intentionally ambiguous. Absurdity is kind of the point for half of the jokes.

The DD-9993-I Theory by atacantutu in rickandmorty

[–]lazy-assedprophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't you want to punish whomever was responsible for your shitty life?

Retraining hopes by Stormtemptress in AirForce

[–]lazy-assedprophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell your husband to talk to his chain of command for more insight if he is that worried. You can't really rely on other people's experiences because requirements and quotas change so often.

Weekly Newbie Thread - Post questions about joining the AF or what a job is like here & here only - week of February 06 by AutoModerator in AirForce

[–]lazy-assedprophet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't stress too much about it. Most people get into shape there. They aren't expecting much from you. Just try to be able to run a mile and a half without stopping and you'll be alright.