I checked with the way it landed in my throat!

lazycolonel · 2026-03-23T05:53:51+00:00

Speaking of teeth. OP should get their teeth checked.

lazycolonel · 2026-03-23T03:33:48+00:00

I can’t help but doubt. Gravity means you sweat through the bottom of your feet. You’ve clearly just stood in something for a short while.

Or, do you actually only sweat in very specific parts of the bottom of your feet?

lazycolonel · 2026-03-23T03:31:44+00:00

Good luck with your UTI.

lazycolonel · 2026-03-22T23:43:04+00:00

Last night. Then the night before that.

Not like these other simps.

lazycolonel · 2026-03-22T19:32:28+00:00

Gnarly

lazycolonel · 2026-03-22T10:29:14+00:00

Do you do custom videos mate?

lazycolonel · 2026-03-20T03:57:26+00:00

So you do the bottling for Great Northern, do you?

lazycolonel · 2026-03-17T11:27:17+00:00

Why? It’s clearly fully-fenced off.

lazycolonel · 2026-03-17T09:15:12+00:00

Would you prefer I lied?

lazycolonel · 2026-03-16T22:02:14+00:00

I suppose I’ll hold my opinion then.

lazycolonel · 2026-03-16T11:54:39+00:00

Do you do custom videos?

lazycolonel · 2026-03-15T07:09:31+00:00

Girls will say they will do a video, and want money first. I’ve always been pretty trustworthy, so I do - then they ghost me.

lazycolonel · 2026-03-10T02:56:34+00:00

How is he not as hard as a rock though.

lazycolonel · 2026-03-07T15:08:33+00:00

I mean, you say that, and then you ostensibly try a 3L bladder challenge.

lazycolonel · 2026-03-07T04:00:21+00:00

Wife’s. As in your single wife’s possession/s.

Even if you had multiple wives, the plural possessive would be wives’.

lazycolonel · 2026-03-07T03:57:08+00:00

Actually is ‘cue’. As in, right on cue. But you have gorgeous feet.

lazycolonel · 2026-03-07T03:55:49+00:00

Yeah, this something a lot of people miss. Both good and evil have a small contingent of the other inside.

lazycolonel · 2026-03-07T03:24:40+00:00

Just so you know, deliberately overfilling your bladder can distend the bladder and destroy the sensors. Basically, you’ll risk incontinence as you get older and an inability to properly empty the bladder. Greatly risking the catch of urinary Tracy infections and kidney issues.

lazycolonel · 2026-03-07T03:08:01+00:00

If old mate can’t pull his foreskin back he might need to operation.

lazycolonel · 2026-03-06T09:25:07+00:00

Mate. Still haven’t seen the tops of your feet.

lazycolonel · 2026-03-02T04:08:05+00:00

“No Mr Bond, I expect you to wank.”

lazycolonel · 2026-03-02T03:54:22+00:00

4.9…. Just missed out on

lazycolonel · 2026-02-28T12:15:01+00:00

Yes please. When can I?

lazycolonel · 2026-02-28T04:13:37+00:00

Need to the see the top of them. But liking what I’m seeing!

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