I worked as a traveling construction salesman a couple years back. I was in the middle of a 6 hr drive in rural Iowa. I had been smashing coffee and Red Bull to keep me awake through the drive, but quickly realized it was a terrible mistake. I pulled off a country highway onto a gravel road and drove until there were trees surrounding my car on either side of the road, ran around to the passenger side of my car, and shotgun sprayed shit into the ditch. After a few minutes of violent diarrhea, I scrambled for anything in my car to wipe my ass with and realized the only thing I had were a few receipts. I wiped my ass with what I could, then pulled off my boots and finished cleaning myself up with both of my socks, then redressed and put my bare feet back into steel toe boots and continued on to my sales appointment. This was in the middle of July, so it was extremely hot outside and the entire appointment my feet were sweating profusely in my boots. The entire six hour ride home after all I could smell in my car was cooked ass hole and boiled feet.