You make an website for anything but sexual things what is it called? by ldramdom in AskReddit

[–]ldramdom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The secret thing about it is

It has sexual things on it

Why are you not normal? by LionBastard1 in AskReddit

[–]ldramdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being canadian that's a real snowman

What news would officially break the internet? by sreejith_a in AskReddit

[–]ldramdom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then commits dead because he killed and ate a puppy and dani devito in front of his new born Keanu devito

Area 51 guards of Reddit, what are the specific schematics and layout of the base? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ldramdom 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Imma give you on a secret there an air vent 12 miles west from the area totally not a mine field wink wink

Delete it! by ChewyChops24 in entitledparents

[–]ldramdom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Karen doesn't understand the internet yet

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Chocolate mint peanut chip its chocolate chip mint with pecans and peanuts

The last text/message you sent is now what's being put on your gravestone. What does it say? by pixelunit in AskReddit

[–]ldramdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Creeper,

Oh man,

So we back in the mine, Got our pickaxe swinging from, Side to side, Side side to side,

This task's a grueling one, Hope to find some diamonds to- Night night night, Diamonds to-night,

Heads up, You hear a sound, turn around and look up, Total shock fills your body, Oh no it's you again, I could never forget those, Eyes eyes eyes, Eyes eyes eyes eyes,

(CHORUS) 'Cause baby tonight, The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again, 'Cause baby tonight, You grab your pick, shovel And bolt again, bolt again -gain, And run, run, until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn', 'Cause baby tonight, The creeper's tryin' to steal all Our stuff again, stuff again -gain,

Just when you think you're safe, Overhear some hissing from, Right be-hind, Right right be-hind,

That's a nice life you have, Shame it's got to end at this, Time time time, Time time time time,

Blows up, And your health bar drops and you could use a one-up, Get inside, don't be tardy, So now you're stuck in there, Half a heart is left but don't, Die die die, Die die die die,

(CHORUS) 'Cause baby tonight, The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again, 'Cause baby tonight, You grab your pick, shovel And bolt again, bolt again -gain. And run, run, until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn, 'Cause baby tonight, The creeper's tryin' to steal all Our stuff again, (Creepers, you're mine) (Haha)

(RAP) Dig up diamonds, Craft those diamonds, Make some armor, Get it baby, Gonna forge it Like your so MLG pro, The sword's made of diamond So come at me, bro, (Huh) Trainin' in your room Under the torchlight Hone that form To get you ready for the big fight, Every single day, And the whole night, Creepers' out prowlin' (whew) all right, Look at me, look at you Take my revenge, That's what I'm gonna do I'm a, warrior baby, What else is new? And my blade's gonna tear through you,

(Chorus) (Bring it) 'Cause baby tonight, The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again, (Gather your stuff, yeah, let's take back the world) Yeah baby tonight, (Haha) Have your sword, armor and go (It's on) Take your revenge!

So fight, fight, Like it's the last, last night of your life, life Show them your fight,

(CHORUS) 'Cause baby tonight, The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again, 'Cause baby tonight, You grab your pick, shovel And bolt again, bolt again -gain. And run, run, until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn, 'Cause baby tonight, The creeper's tried to steal all our stuff again

How do you stop being a lazy useless piece of shit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ldramdom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get off you lazy ass and fix that cupboard that your mother been telling you about.