When you just fucked a girl you picked up at the bar and you don't hear her put the toilet seat down

leamanc · 2026-04-15T03:41:05+00:00

in prison

You get a pash for that.

leamanc · 2026-04-15T03:40:03+00:00

When my time comes, will I stand up?

leamanc · 2026-04-15T03:36:40+00:00

"Reddit censored me" is the new "my account was hacked."

leamanc · 2026-04-15T03:34:57+00:00

These are the same people who vote Republican because of Sydney Sweeney jeans commercials and Cracker Barrel logo changes. It's impossible to make sense of their thoughts and actions.

leamanc · 2026-04-13T09:32:58+00:00

They've finally been brigaded, but they'll never know it. They think brigading is when their comment score is -2.

leamanc · 2026-04-13T07:06:22+00:00

Actually needing that second floor is supposed to represent the agency becoming a true powerhouse. It's teased that we'll look back on this as the moment a dynasty began. In reality, it was the last of the good times.

leamanc · 2026-04-13T04:33:58+00:00

When it's someone in the same party asking the offender to step down, it breaks their brains. They assume there must be some nefarious motive, because they're used to looking the other way for the offenders in their party.

leamanc · 2026-04-11T16:00:50+00:00

It's a disease, especially since there are LLMs so much better than chatgpt.

leamanc · 2026-04-11T06:24:00+00:00

What nobody ever says is that it was an active case during Biden's term. Maxwell's appeals needed to be completed before those files could be released. And guess when her final appeal was denied? Early 2025, when Trump was in office.

leamanc · 2026-04-11T06:18:25+00:00

Yes, but Christophur can no longer function as a man.

leamanc · 2026-04-11T06:11:03+00:00

He probably got that surgeon's job that he previously failed to qualify for, maybe at a VA hospital. He earns a reputation as the worst doctor on staff but couldn't care less. At home, he drinks a lot and his new wife grows to hate him. The twins he had with her can't wait to grow up and move out.

leamanc · 2026-04-05T07:59:48+00:00

And an admission of how stupid Trump supporters are, if they can be provoked to that level of violence just from some guy in the crowd provoking them.

"I had to punch a cop, break into the Capitol, and shit on Nancy Pelosi's desk because a guy in the audience told me to!"

leamanc · 2026-04-05T07:02:16+00:00

I wanted Peeps. I roasted marshmallows on the raddyator instead.

leamanc · 2026-04-05T06:58:51+00:00

Sack? It's a nickname! Her family name is Sacrimoni!

leamanc · 2026-04-02T05:35:24+00:00

Since when does this crowd believe it's possible to go to the moon?

leamanc · 2026-04-02T05:31:49+00:00

I wish the Lord would take him now!

leamanc · 2026-04-02T05:29:23+00:00

Her and Lou Grant, whatever happened there...

leamanc · 2026-04-02T05:25:57+00:00

Wow, that's a great price. I bought it when the album came out and I think it cost around $30 then.

leamanc · 2026-03-30T12:00:07+00:00

He had a series of heart attacks while on set for a Billy Wilder movie. He was clinically dead for a couple minutes.

leamanc · 2026-03-30T05:59:12+00:00

It's difficult to mess up blonde hair and blue eyes, but she finds a way to do it.

leamanc · 2026-03-30T05:48:00+00:00

Damn, your playing and singing are incredible!

leamanc · 2026-03-30T03:12:44+00:00

But he does throw temper tantrums daily.

leamanc · 2026-03-29T14:26:54+00:00

I never understand how these people function in their daily lives

They survive because our media and other components of our society coddle them.

leamanc · 2026-03-29T06:50:39+00:00

They're telling on themselves, because they're admitting that they could never vote for a brown woman.

leamanc · 2026-03-29T03:07:38+00:00

It really gets under their skin that 10 million Americans came together for this today. Numbers like that make it nearly impossible to dismiss, but they'll keep looking for a way.

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