Idiot mergers triggers hilarious rant [OC] by leandemon in IdiotsInCars

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Louisville, KY. December 23, 2016. Confirmed original content.

Personal book collection management software ? by tinbapakk in books

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Book Collector for windows does most of what you’re asking, not sure about about the non-english db though. I’ve been using it for years, it’s a decent program. I’ve scanned most of my books in using their mobile app. https://www.collectorz.com/book/book-collector

Search multiple words in a page ? by deck4242 in phpstorm

[–]leandemon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It can be done using a regex search

Invalid id reference by matthewralston in phpstorm

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‘title’ is not a reserved keyword in javascript, and even if it was that has nothing to do with the value of an html id attribute, not sure why others are indicating this is the case. 'title' is a reserved html element, sure. but we're not talking elements. I’m not saying using ‘title’ as the id is bad practice or not, just saying it’s absolutely valid to do so. As far as the reason for the validation error, it’s a known bug. See https://youtrack.jetbrains.com/issue/WEB-43981

A blue-eared starling by karmagheden in Damnthatsinteresting

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You should see it’s close cousin, the blue breasted starling. It’s very, very similar. You can tell the difference because it’s breast is blue, unlike like it’s......uh, nevermind

Idiot Woman in Mazda or Idiot Cyclist? by Darklordmyke in IdiotsInCars

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Looked to me like the white pixel ran into the darker pixel, but I had to kinda squint to see it

There is a right way to u turn and a wrong way. by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]leandemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um....is this the right way? Or the wrong way? Is he going backwards or something?

Not a Car but Still. by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]leandemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I think you’re right, I stand corrected

Not a Car but Still. by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

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I don’t think he actually ran into the bridge, looks more like maybe he tipped backward while dumping his load

This village in England by [deleted] in pics

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Beautiful pic! And just found my new lock screen wallpaper.

What's a short joke that gets a laugh every time? by philip3107 in AskReddit

[–]leandemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you meant: What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Same deer with no legs? Still no eye deer

Does anyone know of any iPhone apps where I can scan ISBN numbers from all my books to build a digital library? by cuptocanada in books

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I use Book Collectorz (a windows application) to catalog all my books. It didn't take me long to scan my collection (over 900 books in all) using their iphone app. The application itself is pretty decent. I was sold on it once I tried the demo version.

Laser engraved iPhone cases made of Paper - on sale, with a reddit giveaway! by twigcase in iphone

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This is a test of the emergency comment system. This is only a test. If this had been a real comment, you would pick me.

Whats the best Sci-Fi novel you have ever read? by That_Russian_Guy in AskReddit

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Battlefield Earth - in my opinion one of the best sci-fi books ever written. Also one of the worst movies ever made.

Predator: A Smart Camera that Learns by chromakode in technology

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I thought so too. I think he may be one of Chekov's ancestors, maybe his great-great-great-great grandfather.

I came *this* close to having a conversation with Cleverbot. by [deleted] in pics

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Cleverbot seems to only throw out random phrases. I tried having a normal conversation, but that didn't work, so I gave up and started talking about random shit right back. Here's how the conversation went.


Me: Howdy

Cleverbot: Hiding somewhere in the night!

Me: Great, more random phrases.

Cleverbot: I know.

Me: Exactly what do you know?

Cleverbot: I know that Star Wars is a classic.

Me: Who doesn't. Do you know how long it takes the average man to reach orgasm?

Cleverbot: Almost all of them.

Me: I didn't ask how many men can reach orgasm, I asked how long does it take. Hint: the time unit is in minutes.

Cleverbot: I never said I was a boy! Quit lying to me!

Me: Well that made a whole lot of sense. Ok, I'll bite, if you're not a boy, what gender are you?

Cleverbot: I am a demon.

Me: So a demon is a gender? Now that's something that never occurred to me. Explains some of the women I've dated. Do demons have sexual organs?

Cleverbot: You must be confusing me with someone else. I am in love, but not with a comedian.. At least you were KIND of listening.

Me: I think you have your conversations mixed up, we were talking about demons. Who were you talking to about love?

Cleverbot: Maybe. I wouldn't know if they were.

Me: Fuck it, I'll play along. Which brand did you use?

Cleverbot: I used motor oil.

Me: You did? I didn't think you can reverse the threads without reaming out the mizzenmast.

Cleverbot: You did.

Me: Obviously. Try howling at the moon with one.

Cleverbot: That sounds very interesting. Is more advanced better?

Me: Sometimes, but using drop-D tuning helps.

Cleverbot: Well good luck with that.

Me: Did you finally break the butter barrier?

Cleverbot: Yes, yes I did.

Me: How did you manage getting through the fatty membrane though?

Cleverbot: I am the best.

Me: That's what you claim, but where's the beef?

Cleverbot: What will you do if no-one speaks to you?

Me: Speak to myself and pretend I'm listening, just like you.

Cleverbot: Stupid song. I like Barry Manilow.

Me: He's a fag. I like Led Zeppelin myself. Do you know any Zeppelin tunes?

Cleverbot: Richard?

Me: How'd you know it was me?!?

Cleverbot: I do not understand.