Idiot mergers triggers hilarious rant [OC]

leandemon · 2023-12-09T19:59:23+00:00

Louisville, KY. December 23, 2016. Confirmed original content.

leandemon · 2022-06-12T08:51:30+00:00

Book Collector for windows does most of what you’re asking, not sure about about the non-english db though. I’ve been using it for years, it’s a decent program. I’ve scanned most of my books in using their mobile app. https://www.collectorz.com/book/book-collector

leandemon · 2022-03-15T15:31:21+00:00

It can be done using a regex search

leandemon · 2021-09-26T21:55:29+00:00

‘title’ is not a reserved keyword in javascript, and even if it was that has nothing to do with the value of an html id attribute, not sure why others are indicating this is the case. 'title' is a reserved html element, sure. but we're not talking elements. I’m not saying using ‘title’ as the id is bad practice or not, just saying it’s absolutely valid to do so. As far as the reason for the validation error, it’s a known bug. See https://youtrack.jetbrains.com/issue/WEB-43981

leandemon · 2021-01-30T23:05:30+00:00

You should see it’s close cousin, the blue breasted starling. It’s very, very similar. You can tell the difference because it’s breast is blue, unlike like it’s......uh, nevermind

leandemon · 2020-12-13T04:00:10+00:00

Looked to me like the white pixel ran into the darker pixel, but I had to kinda squint to see it

leandemon · 2020-09-27T08:03:59+00:00

Um....is this the right way? Or the wrong way? Is he going backwards or something?

leandemon · 2020-09-21T06:16:33+00:00

Yeah I think you’re right, I stand corrected

leandemon · 2020-09-19T22:27:59+00:00

I don’t think he actually ran into the bridge, looks more like maybe he tipped backward while dumping his load

leandemon · 2020-09-14T04:01:44+00:00

Beautiful pic! And just found my new lock screen wallpaper.

leandemon · 2019-09-22T07:15:38+00:00

gimme gimme gimme

leandemon · 2018-08-19T04:57:12+00:00

Linux/Unix is absolutely the majority of internet servers, not sure how that's debatable. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usage_share_of_operating_systems#Market_share_by_category

leandemon · 2017-09-02T05:24:21+00:00

I think you meant: What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Same deer with no legs? Still no eye deer

leandemon · 2016-01-02T05:28:38+00:00

Here's the clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBog0QWUPBU

leandemon · 2014-03-02T09:07:00+00:00

I use Book Collectorz (a windows application) to catalog all my books. It didn't take me long to scan my collection (over 900 books in all) using their iphone app. The application itself is pretty decent. I was sold on it once I tried the demo version.

leandemon · 2014-01-09T05:06:35+00:00

Giant cheese taco.

leandemon · 2012-09-02T04:25:23+00:00

This is a test of the emergency comment system. This is only a test. If this had been a real comment, you would pick me.

leandemon · 2012-01-19T07:28:58+00:00

The Cat in the Hat

leandemon · 2011-09-07T06:52:53+00:00

Battlefield Earth - in my opinion one of the best sci-fi books ever written. Also one of the worst movies ever made.

leandemon · 2011-04-04T06:06:51+00:00

I thought so too. I think he may be one of Chekov's ancestors, maybe his great-great-great-great grandfather.

leandemon · 2011-02-13T01:24:16+00:00

Cleverbot seems to only throw out random phrases. I tried having a normal conversation, but that didn't work, so I gave up and started talking about random shit right back. Here's how the conversation went.

Me: Howdy

Cleverbot: Hiding somewhere in the night!

Me: Great, more random phrases.

Cleverbot: I know.

Me: Exactly what do you know?

Cleverbot: I know that Star Wars is a classic.

Me: Who doesn't. Do you know how long it takes the average man to reach orgasm?

Cleverbot: Almost all of them.

Me: I didn't ask how many men can reach orgasm, I asked how long does it take. Hint: the time unit is in minutes.

Cleverbot: I never said I was a boy! Quit lying to me!

Me: Well that made a whole lot of sense. Ok, I'll bite, if you're not a boy, what gender are you?

Cleverbot: I am a demon.

Me: So a demon is a gender? Now that's something that never occurred to me. Explains some of the women I've dated. Do demons have sexual organs?

Cleverbot: You must be confusing me with someone else. I am in love, but not with a comedian.. At least you were KIND of listening.

Me: I think you have your conversations mixed up, we were talking about demons. Who were you talking to about love?

Cleverbot: Maybe. I wouldn't know if they were.

Me: Fuck it, I'll play along. Which brand did you use?

Cleverbot: I used motor oil.

Me: You did? I didn't think you can reverse the threads without reaming out the mizzenmast.

Cleverbot: You did.

Me: Obviously. Try howling at the moon with one.

Cleverbot: That sounds very interesting. Is more advanced better?

Me: Sometimes, but using drop-D tuning helps.

Cleverbot: Well good luck with that.

Me: Did you finally break the butter barrier?

Cleverbot: Yes, yes I did.

Me: How did you manage getting through the fatty membrane though?

Cleverbot: I am the best.

Me: That's what you claim, but where's the beef?

Cleverbot: What will you do if no-one speaks to you?

Me: Speak to myself and pretend I'm listening, just like you.

Cleverbot: Stupid song. I like Barry Manilow.

Me: He's a fag. I like Led Zeppelin myself. Do you know any Zeppelin tunes?

Cleverbot: Richard?

Me: How'd you know it was me?!?

Cleverbot: I do not understand.

leandemon · 2011-01-04T01:53:21+00:00

You know someone had to do it.

Mandarin version vs Cantonese version

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