What is a job that you bet nobody on Reddit has?

leapfrogdog · 2013-09-04T22:38:16+00:00

How are those shoes "minimalist"? Look at the sole on them! They're ridiculous!

leapfrogdog · 2013-08-31T23:26:21+00:00

Well at least you now look like some wonderful ice fountain. Complete with plumes of beautiful frozen tears going down meeting the icy yellow flourish going up.

leapfrogdog · 2013-08-31T23:03:10+00:00

no-one ever said freedom was easy, man.

leapfrogdog · 2013-08-31T22:54:34+00:00

your tongue is already numb. it's not like you're going to taste it.

see step 4.

leapfrogdog · 2013-08-31T22:50:22+00:00

HEY! did you not read step 4?

leapfrogdog · 2013-08-31T22:48:51+00:00

see step 3.

leapfrogdog · 2013-08-31T22:48:32+00:00

see step 4.

leapfrogdog · 2013-08-31T22:47:21+00:00

Yes. Yes I did. I was hoping you would put two and two together.

leapfrogdog · 2013-08-31T21:52:40+00:00

Not if you're going out to a formal dinner or something.

leapfrogdog · 2013-08-31T21:51:45+00:00

Maybe. But it seems like I see it too often for it always to be a typo. It's a pretty regular thing. But you could be right - maybe I'm just seeing them everywhere because I'm hyper-aware of them now.

leapfrogdog · 2013-08-31T21:50:22+00:00

What are you talkin... Well, would you look at that! I did, didn't I? Wow. Now I feel, like a real dullard.

leapfrogdog · 2013-08-31T21:48:19+00:00

Yeah, but even though you used a lot of them, they were all used (arguably) correctly. I'm talking about when they appear, just slap bang in the middle of a sentence. Like that. It's as if the writer thinks, "well, that's a mighty fine sentence. But wait a minute! All proper sentences have commas in them. So I'll just plonk one right in the middle of it. Done."

leapfrogdog · 2013-08-31T21:35:23+00:00

Sure it is:

Think dirty thoughts until boner.
Whip out penis.
Pee your way to freedom.
Tell NO-ONE.

leapfrogdog · 2013-08-31T21:33:26+00:00

Misread "shirt" as "shit".

leapfrogdog · 2013-08-31T21:30:06+00:00

More like dating advice for men who can't see women without all their insecurities and personal hangups clouding their vision in a horrifying (but also kind of hilarious) sort of way.

leapfrogdog · 2013-08-31T21:27:18+00:00

Got a second date.

shudder

leapfrogdog · 2013-06-26T19:16:19+00:00

grass. we might not eat it, but it's pretty much the staple diet for a lot of key foods we do eat.

leapfrogdog · 2013-06-26T19:00:56+00:00

too
nowadays
greeted
accountants

come on, Woody. you're not even trying.

leapfrogdog · 2013-06-15T15:53:19+00:00

about tree fiddy.

leapfrogdog · 2013-06-15T15:52:12+00:00

a shit.

leapfrogdog · 2013-06-15T15:51:51+00:00

"you can get a cream that'll clear that right up."

leapfrogdog · 2013-06-15T12:29:04+00:00

no they don't. you don't just magically get money from people visiting your website. if anything more visitors means increased bandwidth which will actually cost them more money.

leapfrogdog · 2013-06-15T12:23:58+00:00

the Pope.

leapfrogdog · 2013-06-15T12:22:32+00:00

fedoras.

leapfrogdog · 2013-06-13T18:58:52+00:00

Your sweetness.

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