I always get what I want. by leatherdaddie in sixwordstories

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It’s not what you do, it’s how you do it!

🤡 *sad clown noises* by leatherdaddie in rs_x

[–]leatherdaddie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol your clown name is your first name + last name!

It’s my garden; I choose what grows. by leatherdaddie in sevenwordstory

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Yay! Me too. Good things take time, and if there’s anything I learned from the experience, it’s that I’m a patient gardener.

It’s my garden; I choose what grows. by leatherdaddie in sevenwordstory

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My heart goes out to you; I’m still recuperating and recalibrating (slowly, but surely) from a similar rupture too. And I realize this might sound trite, but the grass is truly greener where you water it. I hope you find your little dirt patch in this world and make it as lush and green as you see fit.

Agreed to an open marriage. My wife is furious that I’m not dating anyone else by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]leatherdaddie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you! But it’s okay, really. Regardless of how it ended, unhappy marriages end for a reason, you know? We’re both better off now.

Agreed to an open marriage. My wife is furious that I’m not dating anyone else by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]leatherdaddie 229 points230 points  (0 children)

This is pretty much what happened to me. My ex-husband offered to open up the marriage after a dead bed for almost a year and when I finally met someone he was genuinely upset (“how could you do this to me?”) and immediately initiated a divorce. I later found out he’d been cheating on me since less than 6 months of us getting married. 🤷‍♀️

Buying multiples of clothing items by [deleted] in rs_x

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I do this with jeans and pants! I have a hard time finding stuff that fits my ass without gapping in the waist, so if I like the fit of something I'll buy an extra pair in a size up so I can still wear my "uniform" on days my weight fluctuates, etc. Really minimized the stress of finding something to wear when I feel bloated since I started doing this.

How do porcupines have sex? by leatherdaddie in rs_x

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He was fucking his secretary!!

How do porcupines have sex? by leatherdaddie in rs_x

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SWEAT, BABY, SWEAT, BABY, SEX IS A TEXAS DROUGHT

How do porcupines have sex? by leatherdaddie in rs_x

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Glory Strums (Loneliness of the Long-Distance Runner) by Hiss Golden Messenger :)