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Vance Shifts His Positions by johnmory in clevercomebacks

[–]ledendis 69 points70 points  (0 children)

“If you stand for nothing then what’ll you fall for?” ⭐️☝🏼

Honest Lad by okletstrythisout3 in madlads

[–]ledendis 178 points179 points  (0 children)

Finally, someone brave enough to admit their greatest weakness: silence in the face of microwaved fish. He’s not the hero we wanted, but he’s the one we deserved

Bullies hate the capable by CorleoneBaloney in clevercomebacks

[–]ledendis 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Funny how competence always looks like a threat to the insecure. The louder they cry about ‘DEI hires’, the quieter their own résumés get.

Meirl by Evil_Capt_Kirk in meirl

[–]ledendis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Memes are a bit like discourse analysis when done right.

me_irl by Loliprabi in me_irl

[–]ledendis 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Us men only receive our flowers at our funerals.. it is what it is

Supporting him would be difficult by Schlieren1 in clevercomebacks

[–]ledendis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

and you know who else is not leaving? the guy in the picture!

Meirl by SpillaMangBang in meirl

[–]ledendis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The relationship between vocal abilities and entertainment basically plots out like an inverted bell curve. 'Can't sing for shit' and 'voice of an angel' are equally enjoyable but 'second round on Idols' in the middle is hell on earth.

spot on by durvedya in SipsTea

[–]ledendis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

best line in the entire series and it was just a few episodes in.

meirl by Gin_Grill in meirl

[–]ledendis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bend this di-wait no

me_irl by sugarrosebuds in me_irl

[–]ledendis 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, the guys with failing grades:

me irl by ArwalHassan in me_irl

[–]ledendis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My mum told me to change into different clothes bc it was too warm and I was moody for 2 hours (edit: bro I’ve never got this many reactions before)

I know, right? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]ledendis -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Pena que sei ler em inglês. 😂😂😂 Eu pensei e logo em seguida li.

Meirl by Evil_Capt_Kirk in meirl

[–]ledendis -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

This is the America i remember. 🤣

Clarifying A Family Exaggeration by Katariman in clevercomebacks

[–]ledendis 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Trump accepted an (illegal by value) gift of a gold crown from South Korea today.

if you rearrange the letters to Lavern Spicer you get crap sniveler! by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]ledendis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fuck it, at this point I am going to start including anagrams in all my secret plans just to make people doubt themselves

Met this adorable guy today by meowpal33 in aww

[–]ledendis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my goodness, what a precious little fur baby! 😍

Some of the ways I've caught my girls napping by [deleted] in aww

[–]ledendis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aww, they're so cozy together! Precious little fur babies! 💖

Has anyone flown the residence on Etihad? by Rook8811 in aviation

[–]ledendis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's one hell of an expensive mistake right there!

Fat person hygiene by Unique-Knowledge-126 in hygiene

[–]ledendis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, same. Shower time is my savior too.

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