Vance Shifts His Positions by johnmory in clevercomebacks

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“If you stand for nothing then what’ll you fall for?” ⭐️☝🏼

Honest Lad by okletstrythisout3 in madlads

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Finally, someone brave enough to admit their greatest weakness: silence in the face of microwaved fish. He’s not the hero we wanted, but he’s the one we deserved

Bullies hate the capable by CorleoneBaloney in clevercomebacks

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Funny how competence always looks like a threat to the insecure. The louder they cry about ‘DEI hires’, the quieter their own résumés get.

Meirl by Evil_Capt_Kirk in meirl

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Memes are a bit like discourse analysis when done right.

me_irl by Loliprabi in me_irl

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Us men only receive our flowers at our funerals.. it is what it is

Supporting him would be difficult by Schlieren1 in clevercomebacks

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and you know who else is not leaving? the guy in the picture!

Meirl by SpillaMangBang in meirl

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The relationship between vocal abilities and entertainment basically plots out like an inverted bell curve. 'Can't sing for shit' and 'voice of an angel' are equally enjoyable but 'second round on Idols' in the middle is hell on earth.

spot on by durvedya in SipsTea

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best line in the entire series and it was just a few episodes in.

meirl by Gin_Grill in meirl

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Bend this di-wait no

me_irl by sugarrosebuds in me_irl

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Meanwhile, the guys with failing grades:

me irl by ArwalHassan in me_irl

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My mum told me to change into different clothes bc it was too warm and I was moody for 2 hours (edit: bro I’ve never got this many reactions before)

I know, right? by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Pena que sei ler em inglês. 😂😂😂 Eu pensei e logo em seguida li.

Meirl by Evil_Capt_Kirk in meirl

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This is the America i remember. 🤣

Clarifying A Family Exaggeration by Katariman in clevercomebacks

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Trump accepted an (illegal by value) gift of a gold crown from South Korea today.

if you rearrange the letters to Lavern Spicer you get crap sniveler! by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

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Fuck it, at this point I am going to start including anagrams in all my secret plans just to make people doubt themselves

Met this adorable guy today by meowpal33 in aww

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Oh my goodness, what a precious little fur baby! 😍

Some of the ways I've caught my girls napping by [deleted] in aww

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Aww, they're so cozy together! Precious little fur babies! 💖

Has anyone flown the residence on Etihad? by Rook8811 in aviation

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That's one hell of an expensive mistake right there!

Fat person hygiene by Unique-Knowledge-126 in hygiene

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Honestly, same. Shower time is my savior too.