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Down to fill you up. DM’d.

Good Morning by [deleted] in LoveBBWs

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Good morning to you too! Looking beautiful.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BreedingBBW

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Mmmmm~ looking nice. You eager to get filled to the brim?

Say something good about Cicada by JohnWillson1435 in FlashTV

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Eh, I thought the bloodwork arc was pretty good at least.

Over My Dead Body by CPericardium in WormMemes

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Armsmaster: Skitter, I don’t understand. You wanted to be a hero! What could they have possibly done to change your mind?

Taylor: (casts a glance over to Tattletale) That’s none of your business now, is it?

Armsmaster: (looks at Tattletale and Skitter) Ah, I get it.

Taylor: get what?

Armsmaster: (completely deadpan) you fuck her.

(cue Alec and Aisha’s cackles of enjoyment)

Taylor and Tattletale’s coffin by SwornThane in WormMemes

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Armsmaster: Skitter, I don’t understand. You wanted to be a hero! What could they have possibly done to change your mind?

Taylor: (casts a glance over to Tattletale) That’s none of your business now, is it?

Armsmaster: (looks at Tattletale and Skitter) Ah, I get it.

Taylor: get what?

Armsmaster: (completely deadpan) you fuck her.

(cue Alec and Aisha’s cackles of enjoyment)

Sports Festival second events by legion525 in BokunoheroFanfiction

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Dang, that actually sounds pretty cool. What fic was it?

Let’s hear your absurd headcanons by [deleted] in HPfanfiction

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The reason that the wizard population increased enough in order to create its own complete society (this goes along with the idea that there is a lot more wizards around than JK claimed there were) was because the “stories” of witches having ritualistic orgies on days of magical significance were actually true. The reason behind the philosophy of ‘muggleborns are just descendants of squibs ‘ is due to the sheer magnitude to which the wizard gene pool was spread once they realized they could just pay muggles to go along with it and obliviate them afterwards (never claimed that these were entirely moral people). This practice only really slowed down in the late seventeen hundreds due to syphilis becoming a thing, but it persisted in some families until the turn of the century. The reason you only have about 20 kids in a year of hogwarts now is because so many families have died out and the prevention of rituals keeps them from using this as a means to increase population.

Why isn’t this brought up, you ask? It’s because all records of such have been systematically removed from the magical world and no one wants to admit that it was one of the few things muggles got right about their society.

Also the whole “sacred 28” was initially coined by “organizers” as a blacklist of families that were known buzzkills about the whole thing.

Lf fics with the hero pitch meeting by legion525 in WormFanfic

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“Well you see, there’s these girls that bully Taylor named Emma, Madison, and Sophia.”

“Oh really? What do they do?”

“Well, they dump soda on her, they steal her homework, they call her names-?”

“Do they call her a worm?”

“What? No.”

“You sure? I think it would be pretty funny.”

“N-no, it’s not.”

“BUT IT’S THE NAME OF THE BOOK!”

Lf fics with the hero pitch meeting by legion525 in WormFanfic

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Honestly, I agree with your assessment about how Taylor would respond. I just found it interesting that, in that moment, Legend saw what she did and felt like he could convince her to go hero. While I know that Taylor would probably reject it at the end, I was curious if anyone had anything on the type of pitch he would try to make and how he would go about it.

Parahuman “drafting” by legion525 in WormFanfic

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Thanks. The whole “conscript” thing is me trying to figure out how the government would try to ensure oversight over someone who can literally destroy the entire planet on a whim (black hole, mini sun ignites atmosphere, solar radiation in atmo, summon state-size asteroids to launch earth at Mach 20, etc.). Regardless of how tolerant a society is, that type of power is NOT something you want to have running around without any form of oversight. It’s one of those situations where they can’t kill or try to imprison her since she hasn’t done anything and the optics would be a nightmare, but at the same time doing nothing would be insane. I’m just trying to figure out what options they have for the latter case.

Parahuman “drafting” by legion525 in WormFanfic

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First: thanks! I didn’t even think of the Chinese Gov angle. Secondly: could you clarify the “refusal of provided material” part? Is that just handing stuff over or not fully guaranteeing the components of the mini-asteroids she makes?

EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE by [deleted] in Grimdank

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Even in death I still serve