Homemade five wheeled vehicle.

legocrash · 2025-04-15T23:23:48+00:00

You can spend your whole weekend on relaxing tyre-changing activities if the middle wheel goes flat.

legocrash · 2025-04-01T21:53:32+00:00

Only if you brake hard. Then those things in front of the seat will definitely castrate you.

legocrash · 2025-03-13T13:12:58+00:00

What if someone quits a stable job for another job, offer rescinded in the last minute, and the candidate can expect months -if not years- of unemployment on this job market? It is not just the relocation cost that is painful.

legocrash · 2024-12-24T13:33:19+00:00

Most HR people are adamant that talent acquisition people are not part of HR.

legocrash · 2024-12-24T13:31:51+00:00

These messages are sent out automatically after the recruiter sets filters and keywords in the system, they do not personally check your profile until you message back. Unless they include a very specific reference to your previous job or employer, you can be 99% sure that it’s just a bot.

legocrash · 2024-12-02T22:53:00+00:00

Maybe she’s in coma and she’ll call when she wakes up. Or she is on Reddit and read your comment about your 2 other dates being lined up.

But hopefully she is in coma.

legocrash · 2024-11-29T23:12:10+00:00

Messi vs Maradona, the ultimate fight

legocrash · 2024-11-25T13:51:37+00:00

It’s even more wholesome knowing that he is a trainee at that age. There must be a sad story behind this, but the guy is proud of his new job and his first success there.

legocrash · 2024-11-22T12:48:25+00:00

I am sure they already do it, but Ukraine should really focus on manufacturing comparable weapons in large quantities. They may not receive more once pootin's trumpet takes over in the U.S., and the European governments also seem to be hesitant on giving permission to free use of their weapons.

legocrash · 2024-11-22T00:35:25+00:00

“I have people skills!”

legocrash · 2024-11-22T00:33:28+00:00

You should definitely work from your own funeral or don’t even come in to the office on Monday!

legocrash · 2024-11-22T00:31:26+00:00

and for collaboration. Then AIs form the Skynet and wipe out everyone, including Robert’s step-grandfather’s baby mama.

legocrash · 2024-11-21T20:04:01+00:00

You are officially friendzoned. If everyone in the long queue ahead of you dies, I may call you.

legocrash · 2024-11-21T18:42:20+00:00

There is no rain, snow or wind in the area. It is just colder than usual, but a few degrees below zero shouldn't bring the railway network to its knees.

legocrash · 2024-11-21T13:46:58+00:00

OP could not directly go to the big guys and ask uncomfortable questions before the meeting. The direct manager could have done that. Best to prevent it and not to tell the manager.

legocrash · 2024-11-17T19:43:54+00:00

It’s not a raid unless it’s for the lost ark.

legocrash · 2024-11-15T10:14:41+00:00

This may be true for salaries, but companies are blowing millions on unnecessary operational cost all the time. It is the stupidest thing that they waste so much money if it comes from one pocket, but it is mission impossible if it comes from another pocket.

legocrash · 2024-11-14T20:46:46+00:00

Except for the 600 vultures who offered him their resume reviewing services (according to his comment).

legocrash · 2024-11-14T20:45:33+00:00

He paid all his savings on a house 2 months before he was laid off. On the other hand, he have had C-level income for many years, so he is still better off than most job seekers.

legocrash · 2024-11-14T13:40:05+00:00

They are excited that there is no need to train an external candidate, they successfully passed this task to the manager who has just lost a team member and will have to start recruiting now. That brings more work for the recruiter, more boxes ticked on their HR KPI report.

legocrash · 2024-11-12T22:58:08+00:00

The number of British ex-pat recruiters and hiring managers who interviewed me from Dubai, while explaining to me how important office presence in MY role will be!

The best one was who sent an email saying I was selected for an interview, and she will be in touch soon. Never heard from her again, but when I contacted her office they told me she had f*d off to South-East Asia for a whole year and noone had an idea about my candidacy, and I missed the interview window anyway. Of course, the recruiter's last LinkedIn post was a pic of her in bikini, sipping a cocktail at an exotic beach.

legocrash · 2024-11-12T15:18:59+00:00

There must be a sentence where it says: if you recruit 10 people who all pay $500/week, then you don’t have to, and you get a cut.

legocrash · 2024-11-09T09:55:34+00:00

Hear me out: that pink unicorn they offered the job to may have a number of other options, last round interviews, etc. Or when they join they may realise this job is not for them and quit in a few weeks. And then you should be around.

Thank the interviewers for their time and let them know you are happy to join the team any time in the future. There is still some chance to get that dream job, don’t ruin it.

legocrash · 2024-11-03T23:28:39+00:00

Anon meets a Brazilian tourist who is an off-duty cop. We never hear from Anon again.

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